Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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If you hadn't consumed so much beer you wouldn't have needed the "toilet". Lesson 1.
You don't HAVE to consume a pie and a pint at half-time. Try going to the Amex and to watch the football. Lesson 2.
And you probably pissed off a bunch of people who you walked in front of when you decided to leave early.
Utterly absurd Goldstone! It's football so you must have a pie and a pint. Same with the theatre - you must have an little tub of ice cream in the interval, or a box of popcorn when in the cinema. Society would unravel from its very core if we mess with these time eternal traditions. What you're suggesting is tantamount to revolution and will not, and cannot, be tolerated!