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SeagullEd

New member
Jan 18, 2008
788
Did I just dream it?

Wilkins said we were close to getting a premiership clubs player on loan...
 




SeagullEd

New member
Jan 18, 2008
788
No, it involves a haddock, a wheelbarrow and a gypsy cream.

No seriously, I SWEAR I read that somewhere...
 




Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Does this rumour involve an 18 year old Essex Girl who has dreamt of being a 'glamour' model since a young age and was left heartbroken after she was rogered by three different players and none of them called her?

"I am a person, not a piece of meat"

*phone rings*

"Yes, I am happy to get fully nude. Page 3? Wicked! My mums gonna be so proud!""
 








Lady Whistledown

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,640
Does this rumour involve an 18 year old Essex Girl who has dreamt of being a 'glamour' model since a young age and was left heartbroken after she was rogered by three different players and none of them called her?

"I am a person, not a piece of meat"

*phone rings*

"Yes, I am happy to get fully nude. Page 3? Wicked! My mums gonna be so proud!""

:lolol:

The best one I've read was some expose with a couple of hookers whom Cristiano Ronaldo and Anderson reportedly hired for a party. When one of them, ran to The Sun next day, she allegedly said of Ronaldo's behaviour

"I've slept with over 200 men, but I've never felt so used"

What was she expecting, Pretty Woman? :lolol:
 








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