This phrase is so RIDICULOUS it deserves it's own thread

[y2dave]

http://www.getreading.co.uk/story.asp?intid=10131

http://www.sportnetwork.net/main/s253/st46864

http://www.readingfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Matchdays/0,,10306,00.html

http://www.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/wiltshire/archive/2000/08/29/swindon_sport_letters5ZM.html

http://www.millwallsupportersclub.co.uk/pn_0304_forest.htm

http://www.hof.org.uk/emasculation.html

To save others time these links seem to be saying the opposite to Alices delusional claims. Apart from the totally unique occurence of Warnock getting stick the links suggest the atmosphere was too nice and that Reading are a nothing club.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Really.............?? I thought it was real club.

Anyway are you made out of plastic and are you lacking a backbone??

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

But you do not deny at any point being a dweeb?

 

[the full harris]

Nope, flesh, blood, bone and muscle.
I also have a backbone..
Funny that, if I didn't I wouldn't be able to walk.

oooooooooooh, Sally, what a WITTY and INTELLIGENT answer.

Take me now!






















WANKER.

 

[the full harris]

Define Dweeb.

allow, this to be answered in the words of Easy 10:

lily-livered, apathetic, bespectacled geeks who only got interested in football 4 years ago, and just pop along to the match while their mums shop for their socks and y-fronts in the town centre. Reading fans wouldn't know an atmosphere if it anally raped them at their 14th birthday party, and they'll make more noise at a Microsoft trade exhibition.

yes?

 

[Marc]

Ali your average attendence so far this season (thats ALL home games) including away support is 15,591 - just thought you might like to know!
I reckon thats a good 14,000 that dont sing aswell!

 

[Bluejuice]

I have never been mugged in any other town than Reading, where it has happened now on 3 seperate occasions.

I try my best to avoid the place at all costs if I can help it.

But the Madejski? It's about as threatening as a toddler in a wheelchair

 

[Uncle Buck]

But the Madejski? It's about as threatening as a toddler in a wheelchair

Has the toddler got a drum?

 

[Uncle Buck]

No, but he's probably got Rumblestix.

Why are none of us authorised to get on www.madstadchat.com

 

[Uncle Buck]

Because I think Bozza has closed it down.

I thought it was your site.

Sums it up, that Brighton fans have to run messageboards for Reading fans.

 

[Artois]

Sums it up, that Brighton fans have to run messageboards for Reading fans.

Similar to how Brighton fans have to make the atmosphere when they travel to Reading.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Ali -

I believe you fit quite perfectly into the classic Easy 10 description of Dweeb.

I suspect that you still loiter in darkened Games shops in small off the beaten track streets playing Dungeons and Dragons with your mates who probably have rather lank long hair, occasionally up in a pony tail.

You used to sit on the school bus waiting for Marian to get on at the stop after yours where you would say 'morning Marian' and she would reply 'f*** off Ali you wankstain'

Your cheeks would blush as the whole bus laughed at you waiting for the ground to swallow you up.

But how you blossomed as you helped her that summmers afternoon with her chemistry assignment, for once, you had a reason to be important, a fleeting glimpse of popularity, torn so suddenly, ripped from your heart, by a swift kick into your goolies from Barry in the 5th year common room.

Now though, as third most important cashier at the Twyford branch of Bradford and Bingley you have a new reason for living. With, Ivor and Gordon you are forming a band and also have started going to the football.

amongst the Dungeon and Dragon local bods you have respect. You are a man of importance and nothing, not even worry about why you're still having wet dreams about Kelly Osbourne at the age of 21.

and they Reading fans are dull??!

 

[Hydro Driven]

Reading don't even fill the Madjeki when they play their biggest rivals!!!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Reading don't even fill the Madjeki when they play their biggest rivals!!!!

In all fairness do they have any rivals?

Swindon and Oxford hate each other and view the Royals as an annoying little play thing.

I guess it is Aldershot, but Aldershot seem more interested in Farnborough these days.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Proof

 

[Simster]

Proof

That is class.

 

[Artois]

*snigger*

 

[Wilts]

In all fairness do they have any rivals?

Swindon and Oxford hate each other and view the Royals as an annoying little play thing.

I guess it is Aldershot, but Aldershot seem more interested in Farnborough these days.

None of them. Our crowds are bigger than Swindon, Oxford, Aldershot, and Farnborough put together.

We have no immediate local rivals. Its still a while before we get to toy with Real Madrid on a regular basis so I'm happy to wait. Its difficult to keep up with MASSIVE local rivals when we pale them all into insignificance.

 

[Simster]

That's right. You can't even intimidate a manager you HATE.

 

[Simster]

well he's hardly going to say that he was intimidated is he?

Correct. That's what we've been saying all along you GOON.