This is asking for trouble but...

[The Ringleader Returns!]

I have a cat called Kit.


Call it, you Fat slag.

Then when you call it in at night you can shout "Come here you fat slag.

 

[pasty]

Ceefur

 

[upthealbion1970]

Call it testicles (picture psb calling his name)

 

[upthealbion1970]

Number 47

Kebab

Follow through

Pervert

 

[southwickseagull]

Tom Cat

 

[public school boy]

North Stand Chat Cat?
Clarkson?
Falmer?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Frank.

 

[Pavilionaire]

The furry football

 

[Flavor Flav]

Rory

 

[cannedheat]

How about IfitshitsinmygardenpussykinsIwillshootitwithebbguntiddles.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Microlite

 

[Superphil]

Cuntface Titwad.

I concur

 

[Martinf]

Corporal Shithead

 

[Gerbil]

scaredy

 

[Notters]

GUS

 

[Horsham Gull]

Ernest

 

[Fef]

Oedipus

It'd be fun calling him in at night.

 

[Everest]

Cockjugglingthundercunt.

You know you want to.

 

[Zed Seagull]

John

 

[Gerbil]

Steve