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Think the Mrs has gone Asexual
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mune ni kamome
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Maybe you're becoming too boring and predictable.
Do something crazy on the spur of the moment. Take her away somewhere. Tomorrow morning say "Right were going away today. North Wales is nice this time of year"
Do something crazy on the spur of the moment. Take her away somewhere. Tomorrow morning say "Right were going away today. North Wales is nice this time of year"
Lady Gull
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Can I give you my hubby's number you can call him up and give him this advice!!!!
hitony
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Right....lets have it....I will ring him and tell him...........(the things us Mods do for the members!!!)
Lady Gull
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OK - I'll pm you!!! Thanks xxxxxxx
Nottseagull
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All those facepalms at NMH's suggestion demonstrates to me that there seems to be a lot of naivety about women's sexual fantasies on here. I have a proper hardback reference book where rape features in a list of the top nine sexual fantasies that women have.
hitony
Administrator
Thanks......I rang the number you PMd me and got through to Brighton Police Station....they have never heard of Lady Gull or indeed hitony...in fact they dont know of a Lady Gulls hubby either!!!! Thanks!!
Lady Gull
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Do tell us the other eight then!!!
Lady Gull
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LOL sucker!!! - that must be in the top nine surely!!! LOLOLOL
Tough, it has been removed.
Nottseagull
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What has?
I don't have the book with me ATM but I remember what the tenth one was.....
(BBL)
Brighton TID
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A few drops of Brut 33 around the old scrotal region just before bedtime usually does the trick. Rather than ducking her head under, my advice would be to discreetly waft the duvet to get her going. Most women can't resist this, asexual or not
Mutts Nuts
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CorgiRegisteredFriend
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Been a while, what shall i do?
Thinking back to A level biology we were taught that asexual meant you had no sex organs. Surely you had a look before the wedding day- just to check?
Lady Gull
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Have you tried getting a pejazzle
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL when you do let us know what you get done
I have some films involving a Cleveland Steamer and Belgian Biscuits, if that doesn't get her motor running nothing will.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL when you do let us know what you get done
Not sure what I'd go for, but I'd definitely have my clock weights done out like a couple of disco mirror balls
Brighton TID
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Wait for full moon, fill her up on mussels, asparagus, chocolate, garlic and chillies (in that order), washed down with some ordinary household Vimto, lay back and let her mount you vigorously there and then like an erotic vulture
Lady Gull
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Not sure what I'd go for, but I'd definitely have my clock weights done out like a couple of disco mirror balls
PMSL oh my days - I've just burst out laughing reading that!!!