He won't know?what happens if you die before then ?
He won't know?what happens if you die before then ?
Take him anyway like they did for Jimmy White’s brother.what happens if you die before then ?
Whilst I think that this is light-hearted, isn't one of the priviliges of your birthday (especially a big one) that you get to do what you want and not what other people tell you that you have to do?
what happens if you die before then ?
So it’s a sultry late august evening and your wife is looking gorgeous….. as you caress her beautiful smooth skin and gently brush her lips with yours you suddenly think ‘Hold on when’s cup final day, don’t want sprogs arriving then’
Your wife not got an arse?So it’s a sultry late august evening and your wife is looking gorgeous….. as you caress her beautiful smooth skin and gently brush her lips with yours you suddenly think ‘Hold on when’s cup final day, don’t want sprogs arriving then’
Well, that’s a sore point.Your wife not got an arse?
I believe he's at Angel (of Islington) instead that day.When we beat Stoke, I'm sure Robbie Williams will be free to stand in for you!
Either re-arrange the cup final day, or re-arrange the birthday bash. I don't care how hard the latter is, it'll be easier than the former....and more as a step towards marital strife.
'Er indoors has us booked in for a big 60th birthday bash up country on cup-final day and I've been told my attendance is compulsory (I guess I would be as it's my birthday).
I've told her we needn't have a to do about it as we aint there yet and we'll worry about it nearer the time but I just have this feeling that we're going to go all the way.