It's only fair to point out that other porn sites are available.
Your subliminal promotion of pornhub leads me to suspect that NSC has some kind of Amazon type tie in with pornhub whereby each time one of us clicks on pornhub as a masturbatory aid NSC gets a small commission.
If that is indeed the case then I imagine NSC's coffers are now bulging to unprecedented levels. Might I suggest that in these desperate times it would be fair to redistribute a share of this new found wealth amongst those who are directly responsible for generating that income for NSC.
If such an arrangement could be implemented it would serve as an extra incentive for us to devote our energies with a renewed enthusiasm to our ultimate mutual financial benefit.
An added bonus would be that when our wives or partners walk in on us in the middle of our exertations and start to reproach us for our unseemly conduct we can indignantly point out to them that we are merely trying to put food on the table before dismissing them and returning to the point we were before we were so rudely interrupted.
