things you want to do before you DIE

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see lucy pinders nipples

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

yeah good shout


my next one is


9) cause a bomb scare

Oi that's us Iranians jobs

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

make mark mccammon and federico turienzo have sex whilst i watched

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

masturbate in public




my last month is gonna be WICKED

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

masturbate in public




my last month is gonna be WICKED

Join me on top of the Eiffel tower

 

[Cian]

Do 300+ (kmh) down the N4 in something very, very fast. This may result in my death, as even with 25 miles of pristine motorway that nobody uses (its tolled), you'll run out of road after a while...

DJ to a full 80K+ arena.

Shag whoever is the flavour of the moment, extremely hot woman wise.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i was thinking more churchill square on a busy saturday

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

i was thinking more churchill square on a busy saturday

Ooh then you could splash people you know.

Good thinking.

 

[Kaney]

why has everyone assumed this has to be done in the last month of life? the thread says before you die, soo this could be tomorrow, next week or of course one month before you die.

tommy boy, go and have a wank in CHS tomorrow

 

[desprateseagull]

shout out 'boing' or something similar, in a library.

go with some friends to a fancy retaurant, large it up with expensive wines etc, then do a runner.

book out a hotel, then give the room keys to all the local homeless people.

get invisible, and spend some 'quality time' in the ladies shower room, at the gym..

order some dodgy videos etc in my ex bosses's name. for delivery at work.

 

[Kaney]

He did say at the start of the thread presume you only have one month left!

Anyway, I see no reason to halt anyone masturbating in Churchill Square

Well in that case the thread title is very misleading,

also there is an element of contradiction, a lot of people have said they would like to shag rachel stevens, or do something to their boss... if they have only one month to live it is likely that rachel stevens will be 60+ (depending on poster's age) and that they will have retired from working altogether and therefore have no boss!

I am sorry badger but it has confused me and is making me wish i lived in a poor country with famine that didnt have access to the internet and therefore I would not have this awfully desperate dilemma

 

[dougdeep]

Read a decent thread from Kaney.

 

[British Bulldog]

imagine you have one month to live

whatcha wanna do?

Everything thats bad for my health!

 

[Bakesy]

Shag Rachel Stevens.

Perform the civil ceremony for Kev and Audrey.

What, these 2

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

What, these 2

Thats brilliant

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

What, these 2

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Set fire to the LDC HQ, whilst all members of it were inside.

After making there were no Seagulls Party members in the building in the first place.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

What, these 2

I wonder who made that picture...

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Shag De Vagpiece with a prickly pear,
set fire to a nonce in front of the palace pier.