Things you see on a train.....

[Tekanne]

Good God! I hope his ticket isn't tucked in with his meat and two veg? Imagine having to inspect that, the ticket I mean, if it's been stuck next to this bloke's porridge pistol for the last umpteen hours.

Porridge pistol

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's the scottish version of Mr Ben DOO

Is that one half of the popular Scottish pop duo Ben Doon and Phil McCavity?

 

[Grombleton]

Good God! I hope his ticket isn't tucked in with his meat and two veg? Imagine having to inspect that, the ticket I mean, if it's been stuck next to this bloke's porridge pistol for the last umpteen hours.

I don't know if I'm living a sheltered life, but the phrase 'porridge pistol' has just made me collapse with laughter. Top work sir.

 

[banjo]

My friend is on his way down from Glasgow heading to Northampton for the Bedlam Psychobilly weekender and just sent this photo of the man sat opposite him on the train......

Have some people no shame...

 

[Triggaaar]

Cue @Ernest

Yep. New thread:
"Chilling out on the train, minding my own business and this weirdo is taking photos of me."

Capitalise a few words obviously, to make it truly hilarious. Hold onto your sides people.

 

[zeemeeuw]

Maybe he shat his pants when the train started to go down that really steep hill.

 

[Eeyore]

I'd be most ashamed. He could have got a much better deal online. He could have saved a packet. Or perhaps he did....

 

[SUA Seagull]

Bellend and Sebastian?

The Skids?

I was sipping a cuppa when reading the above - and the "porridge pistol" quote from #el punal - and laughed so hard my laptop's now covered in tea. Some very witty folk on NSC today!

 

[theboybilly]

Indeed it was funny but 'Wyfront Jean' tickled me ��

 

[lawros left foot]

Shocking!!!!!!!



A train that is actually running!!!!!!!