Things you don't take to football any more?

[Bodular]

Toilet tissue, I pay for it now and I fear I may get chucked out for throwing it over the goal

 

[portslade seagull]

The wife

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

My dad

Sorry about that mate, as said before i am sure he is sitting with you tho.

 

[Brightonia]

The wife

Brilliant!

 

[mune ni kamome]

5 scarves 2 from the belt 1 from each wrist and 1 round the neck,another one round your head would be optional

You've forgotten the short length of rubber hosepipe filled with lead

 

[Willy Dangle]

A milk crate.

 

[mune ni kamome]

Reminds me of sometimes going to the Goldstone wearing my long 'crombie' coat with a red silk handkerchief sticking out of the breast pocket with the steel toe capped shoes. Pretty cool huh.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

My OrIginaL ALbIon WiNTEr CoAT that 'Enrest' says he nicked Or for 'Ninja' the whinger My Original Albion Winter Coat that disappeared in the Brasserie But it was my fecking fault cos I took my eyes off it for two minutes

 

[raymondbriggs]

A SMALL umbrella

Stuff the small unbrella.

A sturdy full size city gent one with a sharpened steel tip,also the steel comb with a long Tang.Drew a limit at the one eye done up with fake eyelashes though.

Butchers coat with loads of scribbled felt tip shite .

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Stuff the small unbrella.

A sturdy full size city gent one with a sharpened steel tip,also the steel comb with a long Tang.Drew a limit at the one eye done up with fake eyelashes though.

Butchers coat with loads of scribbled felt tip shite .

clockwork orange stylee

 

[highway61]

Reminds me of sometimes going to the Goldstone wearing my long 'crombie' coat with a red silk handkerchief sticking out of the breast pocket with the steel toe capped shoes. Pretty cool huh.

oh very very dear me....me too

 

[sams dad]

50p for the day18p train 35p entrance 5p proggy
what the hell did i spend the other 2p on

A calculator ?

 

[Fef]

Dogs!

You never see a dog on the field chasing the ball, and eluding capture from those unfortunate enough to be detailed to capture said mutt.

(Back in the day, when the reserves played evening games at the Goldstone, I used to take my dog for walkies to the ground. As they opened the gates at half time, we got in for nowt. I kept him on his lead, though).

 

[Leekbrookgull]

10p for the phone. A few pence more if I was going to call the Seagull Line to hear Tony Millard breathlessly announce some exciting news...but not until after he'd informed us that the reserves had played at Cambridge United the night before and had clung on for a feisty 0-0 draw.

Done that myself,and what was the number ? Almost sure it was 4 digits ?

 

[mune ni kamome]

Done that myself,and what was the number ? Almost sure it was 4 digits ?

You've called the seagull line on 8049

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Sense of impending doom.

Memories of Scunthorpe away on a Wednesday night in early February..... bbbrrrrrrr.

 

[Return of the Rev]

A calculator ?

 

[The Modfather]

the ex-wife

 

[Seagull on the wing]

50p for the day18p train 35p entrance 5p proggy
what the hell did i spend the other 2p on

Bring on the revolution....don't like the rich people....something I have'nt seen for years....(no not my cock clever git)....but whatever happened to the inflatiable sex doll?

 

[Kumquat]

Pre-conceived opinions? And my girlfriend.