Better still get pissed one evening & scale the East Terrace rear wall and take a football onto the pitch and have a kick about and score in both goals from the halfway line-then wonder why the players could never do the same..
Go down the SE in the chicken run for the second half (if we were kicking that way) and stand next to the "Major" telling Sully to "give 'em the wiggle waggle" and waving his walking stick.
Tell when the crowd got over 20k (when you couldn't see the chicken run crush barriers from the North).
Kick the corrugated iron at the back of the old North Stand and feel the rust falling on to your head from the roof.
Stay in the Grenadier until closing time and still get to the ground for kick off
Watch Spur's keeper Ian ( am i wearing enough gel) Walker, get hit in the head by a football after he missed it completely and it rebounded of the post in the warm up, to which us in the North stand burst into cheers and laughter, Ian just ironically applauded.
Know exactly when the teams were about to come out by watching for the bloke to wave from the tunnel up to the top of the west to signal start playing GOSBTS
Predict the crowd figure from the Jackpot prize. It was usually near enough double the hundred figure and add a nought - £700 was 14,000 etc