[Humour] Things to do with £111,000,000

[Simster]

Buy a replacement like for like midfielder: £6,000,000

Buy Portsmouth FC and run them into the ground: £15,000,000 (includes land)

Rebuild the west pier and put the club shop at the end of it. £10,000,000

Put another tier on the Amex north stand by pulling the old one down and completely rebuilding it. £80,000,000

I'll write a letter to PBOBE with my ideas.

 

[Stat Brother]

Buy 111,000,000 bags of Tangfastics.

 

[Hamilton]

Send a lot of pizza to Todd’s house.

 

[A1X]

Ah you wouldn’t like my idea. It’s more of a Crystal Palace idea…

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Probably try and get by on the daily £15,000 interest and tell people about my passive income as frequent as possible, dontcha know

 

[ElectricNaz]

Free sweets (especially the pink and blue bon bons) for every fan at every game for the next 25 years or so

 

[SeagullinExile]

You can buy 18,500,000 shots of Sambuca in my pub.

 

[fruitnveg]

You can buy 18,500,000 shots of Sambuca in my pub.

That sounds like a horror movie in the making

 

[Crawley Dingo]

Buy a couple of Palace's top players then send them on a season long loan to Rochdale.

 

[Justice]

Drop it all on Black and pray

 

[Justice]

Buy a couple of Palace's top players then send them on a season long loan to Rochdale.

Not a fan of Rochdale then?

 

[SeagullinExile]

You can buy 18,500,000 shots of Sambuca in my pub.

Actually, I do a deal on these! You’d get 74,000,000 shots for £111,000,000!

One for every person in the country with still a shit load left over!

 

[LamieRobertson]

New thread might be required

Things to do with £115M

 

[HangletonGull]

115 now

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

https://www.mansionglobal.com/artic...art-gallery-lists-for-110-million-01666200816

 

[dirtynine]

Neymar? /ducks

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

We could do with a BHA Space Program

 

[JOLovegrove]

Ah you wouldn’t like my idea. It’s more of a Crystal Palace idea…

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Watched this episode yesterday. This made me smile ^

 

[Diablo]

with £111million you could do a hell of a lot of good and help a lot of people...... mad mad world... one football player ??

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Buy a replacement like for like midfielder: £6,000,000

Buy Portsmouth FC and run them into the ground: £15,000,000 (includes land)

Rebuild the west pier and put the club shop at the end of it. £10,000,000

Put another tier on the Amex north stand by pulling the old one down and completely rebuilding it. £80,000,000

I'll write a letter to PBOBE with my ideas.

Never rebuild the West Pier for £10m. Maybe £60-80m.