[Misc] Things That Nobody Said Ever

[Lenny Rider]

That lovely girl Katie Price would be a real catch for any bloke.

 

[Icy Gull]

Can’t believe how negative De Zerbi’s team selection is.

 

[pearl]

I recommend the Broccoli Log, it's delicious

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Phew! Thank goodness for that announcement! I almost failed to ensure I had all my personal possessions with me when I left the train

 

[Arthur]

Ooooooh a short corner.....excellent!!

 

[Clive Walker]

i wish I was born in Leeds

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I wish @Swansman would post more often

 

[PeterT]

As the years have gone by, I have forgiven Archer, Belotti and Stanley and can see now that they only ever had the best interests of the club at heart

 

[Albion my Albion]

Mitoma’s header last week?

I do believe someone would say this about Mitoma.

 

[Weststander]

I highly recommend Southern Rail.

 

[A mex eyecan]

Isn’t it lovely that all posters on NSC are so tolerant of other people who hold differing views

 

[WATFORD zero]

I do wish that @WATFORD zero would post his thoughts on Brexit more often

 

[pwlr1966]

And Brighton score from a corner AGAIN

 

[PeterT]

Moving to Crawley was one of the best decisions I ever made

 

[PeterT]

I love seeing Steve Smith and Marcus Labuschagne piling on the runs

 

[METALMICKY]

I think Farrington, Neale and Mahoney Johnson would have come good eventually!

 

[Binney on acid]

That Sam Smith guy is so talented. If he'd been around in the mid 60's, no one would have heard of Bob Dylan.

That Putin guy's such a lovely fella. He makes Mother Teresa look positively psychotic by comparison. If he'd studied theology, instead of genocide, he could have been Pope by now.

 

[Flagship]

Closing my local branch of HSBC was so helpful.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit'? I like it, it's catchy

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

"Yeah they'r alright, but can't they make those advertising boards even bigger?"