Things that made you say "OH MY GOD!!!"

[Bakesy]

For me, it has to be......

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

When Andy Petterson fell on his arse against Gillingham

 

[Buzzer]

Just found out that a bloke who is supposed to me training me on a new finance system hosts porn sites in his spare time.

 

[Bakesy]

Just found out that a bloke who is supposed to me training me on a new finance system hosts porn sites in his spare time.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Just found out that a bloke who is supposed to me training me on a new finance system hosts porn sites in his spare time.

When I worked for a well known UK airline, one of my colleagues used his spare time in the office (ie virtually all his time in the office) setting up a porn film production company from his work computer.

He left soon after, don't know if his company ever got off the ground but you have to admire his entrepreneurial spirit

 

[Bakesy]

When I worked for a well known UK airline, one of my colleagues used his spare time in the office (ie virtually all his time in the office) setting up a porn film production company from his work computer.

He left soon after, don't know if his company ever got off the ground but you have to admire his entrepreneurial spirit

Are we to keep an eye out for you on NSP then Edna?

 

[Hoggy]

singing along to Kaiser Chiefs - Oh My God

 

[1066gull]

When mcanuff scored at my first albion game

 

[rospants]

when i look at my bank account a few days before pay day

 

[tedebear]

having a baby

 

[seagurn]

When i woke up sunday about 11am ish after getting in at 3.30am
after getting back from Cheltenham

shit i felt rough

 

[dougdeep]

Wet Dreams.

 

[Early Doors]

when I opened the toilet seat for a piss yesterday, and was greeted by the most enormous TURD lying there.

 

[csider]

double header from two thai ladies

 

[The Grub]

The trapeze artists in the Cirque Surreal. So scary i couldn't look.

 

[The Grub]

Oh, and some photos that my boyfriend once showed me!

 

[Meade's Ball]

The first thing that springs to mind is a homeless man i saw when i nipped for a fagbreak around Victoria station when i worked for the NHS Confederation some many moons ago. I saw him snooping in the upper levels of a bin as i strolled past to the paper-shop for snouts and an Independent. As i came out of shop and walked back past him, he bent over fully to see the unscraped, banana-skinned floor of the bin. It was only at that moment the split in the back of jogging pants showed itself, and the pants he was wearing were imaginary alone. About a metre from me as i pulled some B&H from my pocket was a very shitty bumcrack and a huge pair of dirty balls. I veered back, both in sickness and laughs, unable to wash my mind of this sight. I was almost put off the fag i needed, thinking i was inhaling the residue of an unsoaped bumhole, but addictions shout louder than shame, so i carried on.

 

[sumo]

that Kerry Mayo is getting A NEW CONTRACT

unbelievable!!

 

[Gritt23]

When WHU weren't deducted any points for fielding ineligible players, lying, and withholding documents.

 

[Buzzer]

When I worked for a well known UK airline, one of my colleagues used his spare time in the office (ie virtually all his time in the office) setting up a porn film production company from his work computer.

He left soon after, don't know if his company ever got off the ground but you have to admire his entrepreneurial spirit

The bloke that is training me is never off his mobile. 50 or 60 texts a day. I caught a glimpse of one of the texts as he read it, whilst training me. It read "Well, why don't we meet up then you dirty fucker xxxx".

Bearing in mind this bloke is married with 2 kids aged about 10-12, he really is a dirty old bag of carrots.

The less I know about this bloke's private life, the better.