Things that baffle the human race. Please add to the list.

[SiNZ]

what came first the chicken or the egg ?

A chicken and an egg are sitting in bed together after sex. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a sloppy self-satisfied grin on his face. The egg looks totally pissed off, turns to the chicken and says, "well, I guess we answered THAT question."

 

[albiongirl]

like it!!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Why do some women fake orgasms?

Because they think men care.

If girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice.
Why do they taste like Haddock ?