Things that baffle the human race. Please add to the list.

[Wez]

Why do Barbers always cut off more hair than you ask them to?

 

[Marc]

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Why do you do what you do to me?

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Why is the sky blue?

That's to do with the atmosphere refracting light and something to do with bandwiths or something! (I never was any good at science)

Doesn't baffle the human race though.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Why do you do what you do to me?

I wish I knew. If I knew how you do it to me, I'd do it to you!

Get well soon Gerry Marsden.

 

[Marc]

ok the sky being blue has to do with bandwidths...so if I've got a 56k modem.....


right then:
Why dont we use 100% of our brain power?

 

[Bwian]

Why does SCR have Surrey v Essex instead of Sussex v Leics?

 

[Wez]

Why do you get that annoying bit of paper in a portion of chips? That half the chips get stuck too

 

[Dave the OAP]

women


and the answer to the ultimate question, of life the universe and everything

 

[Everest]

Why are smilies called smilies when most of them are not smiling?

 

[Braders]

is there life after death , is there a god , why did dk sell zamora so cheaply ?

 

[Sorrel]

is there life after death , is there a god , why did dk sell zamora so cheaply ?

No, No, because the chairmen thought it was for the best.

 

[Wez]

Why do some women fake orgasms? When all they have to do is come to me and get a real one.

 

[zefarelly]

Ive got the answer . . . . . . . .42



why are management incapable of managing?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Why is it that whenever you are having sex with a woman she always wakes up?


*lie*

 

[looney]

Why if Britain is the Motherland are we Patriots? Shouldn't we be Matriots?

 

[NewBoy]

Why is it so quiet at the Withdean on match days?

 

[WATFORD O]

Why someone hasnt stabbed dwayne and gunter repeatedly?

 

[Braders]

what came first the chicken or the egg ?

 

[CAFC Matt]

Why dont we use 100% of our brain power?

It hurts too much

What killed the dinosaurs?