Things that are, frankly, a load of old sh*t

[Badger]

CAMPING.

No TV, no beds, terrible showers, walking over dewy fields to the bog, surrounded by people pretending to enjoy themselves.

Abject misery masquerading as a holiday.

Caravans, a similar deal PLUS you clog up the roads causing misery for the sensible motorists that book hotels.

 

[WhingForPresident]

"Click like if you don't want pretty fluffy kittens smashed round the head with a baseball bat"

...and similar such gubbins often posted by your very thickest, saddest and usually life-free Facebook "friends".

 

[Ravids]

 

[cardboard]

Dog S**t not being picked up by the owners of said dogs.
Companies making record profits and getting rid of the work force
Petrol prices
Chelsea tractors around town
Kids in Man Utd / Liverpool shirts in local parks

 

[Nibble]

The complete works of Gilbert & Sullivan on 24 discs combined with a 70% deaf Stepfather.

 

[Titanic]

The complete works of Gilbert & Sullivan on 24 discs combined with a 70% deaf Stepfather.

70%... that is a very specific type of old shit!

 

[Nibble]

70%... that is a very specific type of old shit!

Indeed! Everytime I walk into his gaff it's like the Doyly Carte re-opened on an Aircraft Carrier!

 

[Titanic]

Indeed! Everytime I walk into his gaff it's like the Doyly Carte re-opened on an Aircraft Carrier!

Brilliant

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

NHL apart from the fights.

I literally can't see the puck. It's just a camera moving about.

 

[Razzoo]

My "naps" in the horseracing comp
Simon Cowell
Parsnips

 

[MattBackHome]

NHL apart from the fights.

I literally can't see the puck. It's just a camera moving about.

Totes THIS. And they blow a whistle for no reason and everyone just skates to the other end of the RINK and starts again.

 

[MattBackHome]

The county of SURREY.

Soulless, bland, load of old shit.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Totes THIS. And they blow a whistle for no reason and everyone just skates to the other end of the RINK and starts again.

The thing is I LIKE american sports on the whole. Well, I like NFL and used to love Basketball, so it's not an anti american thingy.

It's just TERRIBLE to watch. I actually mean the word "LITERALLY" when I state that I literally can't see the thing I'm meant to be watching. Imagine football where you couldn't see the ball.

Silly. Just very very SILLY.

 

[Badger]

Totes THIS. And they blow a whistle for no reason and everyone just skates to the other end of the RINK and starts again.

Anyone that uses the word "totes"

While we're on shit American sports I have to add American --------------------------------------------- Football

I left a gap there to signify an ad break/timeout.

Basketball too.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Anyone who uses the word banter.

If you use it ironically to mock those who use the word banter then thats fine.

But if you use the word banter in genuine use.....well I can't describe the anger.

 

[MattBackHome]

Anyone that uses the word "totes"

Yeah fair enough. That IS awful, I agree.

 

[Nibble]

The county of SURREY.

Soulless, bland, load of old shit.

Really? I live by The Thames next to a cricket club, rowing club, beautiful houseboats, bridges, Hampton court. Hardly bland. It's got it's fair share of shitholes but Epsom Downs on a snowy day or early morning as the horses thunder along. Box Hill on a summer's day? No sorry, you are quite mistaken.

 

[Simster]

Really? I live by The Thames next to a cricket club, rowing club, beautiful houseboats, bridges, Hampton court. Hardly bland. It's got it's fair share of shitholes but Epsom Downs on a snowy day or early morning as the horses thunder along. Box Hill on a summer's day? No sorry, you are quite mistaken.

But taking the piss out of Surrey is TRENDY, Nibble.

 

[Richard Tiltmans Shin Pad]

The Nissan Micra. End.

 

[MattBackHome]

Juggling