Things that are, frankly, a load of old sh*t

[Guinness Boy]

now you're just making shit up

you forgot PAN FRIED UNICORN

Describing anything as 'pan fried'. What the f*** else are you going to fry it in? A hub cap? A cat basket? A bed of polos?

 

[MattBackHome]

Ooh, another load of old shit…

LAPDANCING CLUBS.

Eye-wateringly overpriced, full of utter, utter suit-wearing MELTS, and totally POINTLESS in any meaningful physical sense.

 

[Titanic]

VEGETARIAN versions of MEAT-based dishes.

 

[MattBackHome]

Describing anything as 'pan fried'. What the f*** else are you going to fry it in? A hub cap? A cat basket? A bed of polos?

Also saying "feta CHEESE".

Of course it's ****ing cheese. It's FETA.

 

[CheeseRolls]

VEGETARIAN versions of MEAT-based dishes.

Good call.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Alchemy

Conspiracy Theories

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

VEGETARIAN versions of MEAT-based dishes.

i once went out with a vegetarian girl once

she once cooked me a vegetarian STEAK

sorry....but....WHAT?

 

[MattBackHome]

Not being allowed to have a pint during a match, or in view of the pitch.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Having a birthday today and realising you are now 55.

Happy Birthday, although you're a mere youngster. I was already at school when you were born.

 

[Monsieur Le Plonk]

Anything made by 'Superdry'
Skimmed milk
Coronation St
Gobbing in public
Adding fruit to a meat dish
Toddlers with earrings
Harry Hill

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Adding fruit to a meat dish

Surely Jerk Chicken with a fresh mango relish is omitted from this statement!?

 

[Hillian1]

Surely Jerk Chicken with a fresh mango relish is omitted from this statement!?

Lamb Tagine added to that.

 

[MattBackHome]

Surely Jerk Chicken with a fresh mango relish is omitted from this statement!?

And roast pork with apple sauce.

 

[spring hall convert]

Ooh, another load of old shit…

LAPDANCING CLUBS.

Eye-wateringly overpriced, full of utter, utter suit-wearing MELTS, and totally POINTLESS in any meaningful physical sense.

Good one, just bite the bullet and get a brass if all that's your cup of tea. Or stay home and have a w@nk. I do not get it at all.

 

[atfc village]

Chris Moyles.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

And roast pork with apple sauce.

Look. There was me being all fancy and you have just SMASHED me out of the park with a CLASSIC.

That is a wonderful shout.

 

[spring hall convert]

Anything made by 'Superdry'
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It's more the people that wear it to be honest, the clothes themselves are alright.

I sort of understand why people choose to buy clothes on exclusive designer labels if that's your thing but why on earth would you pay over the odds for something that every other person is wearing. Are you either a) That bothered about "fitting in" or b) Just totally lacking in imagination. I just don't get it.

You may as well carry a sign saying, "I have a half decent (but not great) job, I'm slightly insecure & lack any ideas of my own. "

I bet they're thrilling in bed.

 

[Fungus]

Strictly Come Dancing
Sarah Millican
Fixing shelves to hollow walls

 

[Simster]

Ooh, another load of old shit…

LAPDANCING CLUBS.

Eye-wateringly overpriced, full of utter, utter suit-wearing MELTS, and totally POINTLESS in any meaningful physical sense.

This.

Should be a thread-closer.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Albion's current injury list