MORTY
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Things people say that they immediately regret....
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dougdeep
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I can beat that. This lady said I lost the baby last week.
My friend shows me a picture of her not long ago passed away baby sister.
Not looking, i thought she said "this is ME as a baby" not "This is MIA as a baby".
Don't take a look at the picture but look to be witty and get an insult in (we're all like that in my group of mates) and say "wow you're an ungly baby, not changed much".
The look on her face confused me. Then she repeated what she said.
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Not looking, i thought she said "this is ME as a baby" not "This is MIA as a baby".
Don't take a look at the picture but look to be witty and get an insult in (we're all like that in my group of mates) and say "wow you're an ungly baby, not changed much".
The look on her face confused me. Then she repeated what she said.
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ok done thatRead it again. Think about it. And make it funny
How about f*** off you pompous twat?
Spider
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- Sep 15, 2007
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I think the bigger apology is due for making someone pay for a ticket for The Enemy!
Worthai Seagull
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I promise i wont cum on your face !
i was once in someones house fixing something and i noticed a photo of the bloke standing with jocky wilson.
i started talking to him about darts...did he play? did he go to the televised events etc.
he asked me why i was asking about darts as he had NO interest in the game whatsoever.
i then said a presumed he was into darts because of the photo of him and jocky.
he then replied.....jocky wilson, who's he? thats a photo of my wife
i started talking to him about darts...did he play? did he go to the televised events etc.
he asked me why i was asking about darts as he had NO interest in the game whatsoever.
i then said a presumed he was into darts because of the photo of him and jocky.
he then replied.....jocky wilson, who's he? thats a photo of my wife
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bhaexpress
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Read it again. Think about it. And make it funny
Clearly went over your little head. It's an old joke but still a goody.
Once said to my mates sister at a 21st, to be fair I hadn't seen her for a bit.
How long before your baby is due?
I'm not pregnant............[/QUOT
Harty,I assume that was a 21st Birthday party and not the weight of the lady in question!
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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And a variation on that theme (if your policy is only to give up your seat for old people and pregnant women)
'Would you like to sit down...?'
Mendoza
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"just back from the leicester game - what a load of shit it was i left at half hime we was lucky to be 2-0 down, sulivan who? he reminds me of mark walton allways in no mans land?
adams out
there was about 100 or even more who left at half time. "
Sorry, I couldnt resist
adams out
there was about 100 or even more who left at half time. "
Sorry, I couldnt resist
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
My other halfs sister came back from her holiday all tanned last year, but it revealed lots of marks on her arms that I hadn't noticed before.
"Blimey, what are all those marks there then. Have you been self-harming or something ?"
"I used to. Yes".
"Blimey, what are all those marks there then. Have you been self-harming or something ?"
"I used to. Yes".
And you said "That's serious. Do they police know about it? And can I help you find it again?"
I wondered why you don't hear about Jocky these days...now he's Jacqui.
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Yeah ok, you can stick it in there surely it won't hurrrrAAAAARARRARGHHHHHH!!!!
Smythe
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theres this dutch porn star that may regret something she said........
Storer68
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"Blimey, they are rubbish. We'll murder this lot."
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Usually precedes us conceding the first of four