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1066familyman

Radio User
Jan 15, 2008
15,233
I really love the FLEXIBILITY that a zero hours contract gives me.
 




Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,573
Playing snooker
"Hold on - I haven't finished reading the Terms and Conditions yet."
 


Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,104
Toronto
"Peter Drury and Andy Townsend you say? I can't think of a better commentary team to really bring this match to life."
 


Doonhamer7

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2016
1,454
No Harry, don’t be stupid there be no family repercussions from airing our dirty laundry in public
 


Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
25,917
'M23 Derby' that'll catch on.
 






TugWilson

I gotta admit that I`m a little bit confused
Dec 8, 2020
1,722
Dorset
Here is a list of 50 benefits now that we have left the EU.

Is everything about leaving the EU with you , by the way like it or not your mate Boris is getting more right than wrong . As for 50 benefits , i think you`ll find there are already far more , and no i will not list them for you . Firstly ( and this is important ) i don`t care , secondly you don`t care because you`re too angry because it doesn`t suit you on a personal level .

Just be happy , we just tore up the highly overinflated never ending super taxed mega interest rated mortgage . And guess what , we can piss where we want to now , not when and where were told to . :)
 








Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
25,917
'Don't those icebergs look majestic darling, and we'll be in New York by tomorrow. We've saved so much money by coming third class'
 








studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
30,227
On the Border
Is everything about leaving the EU with you , by the way like it or not your mate Boris is getting more right than wrong . As for 50 benefits , i think you`ll find there are already far more , and no i will not list them for you . Firstly ( and this is important ) i don`t care , secondly you don`t care because you`re too angry because it doesn`t suit you on a personal level .

Just be happy , we just tore up the highly overinflated never ending super taxed mega interest rated mortgage . And guess what , we can piss where we want to now , not when and where were told to . :)

Have a great day

https://eand.co/how-britain-became-the-dumbest-society-in-the-world-e90431463924
 








RossyG

Well-known member
Dec 20, 2014
2,630
“I was unhappy with the outcome of the Brexit vote, but perhaps it’s best if I don’t shoehorn it into this completely unrelated thread.”
 


The Clamp

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 11, 2016
26,185
West is BEST
"I do not have a TV License"

"Can I have less cheese on that"?

"When will Vernon Kay make a comeback"?
 






Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,573
Playing snooker
“How much have I had to drink, officer? Probably 7 or 8 pints. Frankly I’m amazed I got out the pub car park without crashing.”
 




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