[Football] Things Gareth Southgate might be good at.

[The Fifth Column]

I'm going to start off with laying laminate flooring. I reckon Gareth can also do a decent job of Ikea flat pack furniture.

 

[seagullwedgee]

He would make a good auditor.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

He would make a good auditor.

He always struck me as the Scientology type.

 

[herecomesaregular]

Obviously, the burger flipping chef at a motorway service station.

 

[A1X]

Propping a door open somewhere

 

[TomandJerry]

He'd be a good librarian

 

[timbha]

Company Secretary

 

[Weststander]

Stripy lawns. This is his manor house.

 

[sakooshi]

To be fair, he's shown he's quite decent at qualifying for tournaments.
And also good at getting through to the knockout stage and progressing thereafter, reaching finals and semifinals. I think he's probably got the best record of any England manager since Sir Alf Ramsey. Yet for all that, people are not impressed.

 

[Chicken Run]

Delivering Pizza

 

[Chicken Run]

Missing Penalties, he’s a born loser

 

[Pavilionaire]

Curing insomnia

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Boosting Kalvin Phillip's ego

 

[TottonSeagull]

Adverts for Vicks Nasel spray!

 

[pb21]

Harry Maguire's PA

 

[Weststander]

Tyrone Mings secret Dad.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Parish Council vice chair

 

[B-right-on]

Waistcoat model

 

[BevBHA]

Adverts for Vicks Nasel spray!

He could smell a Sunday roast on a Thursday

 

[Weststander]

Pantomime horse (the front section).