They're taking the pee...

[catfish]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35784742

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Ri "dick " ulous

 

[Frampler]

Having a slash at the back of the stands is apparently worse than violent conduct. The FA covers itself in glory once more.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

if that had been a multi million pound premiership player........

 

[gregbrighton]

Use a toilet.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

I remember Jens Lehman doing it when he returned to Germany - he went behind an advertising sign at the side of the pitch. I seem to remember it being laughed about and that was it

The thing i can't determine is - was it at the back (as in around the back) of the stand or just behind where people were meaning that it could trickle down?

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Use a toilet.

It was too far away bless him. Amazes me that he could suddenly be that desperate just 8 minutes after half time

 

[ditchy]

He piss when he wants He piss when he wants !

 

[sir albion]

Ludicrous ban

 

[Drebin]

I like the managers' use of the term water closet. An antiquated term directed towards an antiquated organization.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Not really a laughing matter, but just glad it's players and not supporters. Half the north stand would've had life bans back in the Goldstone days

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Pretty poor behaviour, IMHO, but that said, five games does seem a tad draconian.

 

[Stat Brother]

Pretty poor behaviour, IMHO, but that said, five games does seem a tad draconian.

I guess he should be grateful he didn't need a pooh.

 

[Bigtomfu]

Christ how many matches would Gary 'Arse wee' Lineker get now for his antics in the past?