These new belts all the birds are wearing

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Trigger

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
40,457
Brighton
I work with a young girl who sometimes wears one to work, when she sits down it can sometimes push her boobies up.

That is all.
 




See-Goals

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Aug 13, 2004
1,172
Seaford
My wife's chubby friends wear these belts, the slim ones don't.

In essence, its a trendy belly blocker, and god be with anyone who falls foul of that trick tonight, unleashing an unexpected wobbly pale muffin top with one swift click of a belt buckle.
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,098
My wife's chubby friends wear these belts, the slim ones don't.

In essence, its a trendy belly blocker, and god be with anyone who falls foul of that trick tonight, unleashing an unexpected wobbly pale muffin top with one swift click of a belt buckle.

I KNEW IT
 
















Elder for England

New member
Jan 30, 2008
2,388
You know, the ones that go round the BELLY and not their WAIST like what they are meant to. What's all that about? Are women getting fatter so they have to hold their bellies in or something?

I just don't get it.

The reason the belt 'goes round the belly' is because that is your waist, and the belt is put there in order to define it and, well, because of fashion.
 


mattb

New member
Mar 18, 2008
1,332
are these the same CHAVS that can't resist POUTING every time theres a sniff of a camera??

annoying bitches! what's wrong with just smiling??

yeah that fucks me off... though, men doing it is far worse
 






Freddie Goodwin.

Well-known member
Mar 31, 2007
7,186
Brighton
And i saw one with a very large bickle, at the back FFS. What's that all about? Well, I suppose wimmin can do bra's, which a lot men can't, so maybe it's that sort of thing.

Incidentally, a belt to hide the belly....wonder if they'll make one for me? is there a cow with that much hide?
 


Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
I've always wondered what is the deal with the Jesus Loves You studded belts? I remember the first time I saw someone wearing one I just assumed she was a stupid god-bothering moron but after finding scores more on the street I soon wondered exactly why they'd hit fashion. It isn't as if you can pretend christianity is cool, because it isn't.

Who decided that would be a trendy idea?

I don't know much about fashion, but I know what I hate.

I wouldn't wear a 'Your "lord" Offends Me' belt

Twats
 








Freddie Goodwin.

Well-known member
Mar 31, 2007
7,186
Brighton
Just an aside, as religion has been mentioned. A few weeks ago, walking passed Anne Summers', I saw 3 Muslim ladies coming out of the store.

They had the full 'top to toe' but without the face mask and all looked young with nice faces. I can never look at one again without wondering just what they are wearing underneath!
 








dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Girls wearing summer dresses with jeans? What's that all about?
 


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