There once was a ref called prosser... (Limerick thread)

[sydney]

there was an old !!!! from madras
whos bollocks were coated with brass
in windy weather
they banged together
and sparks shot out of his arse.....

mary had a bicycle
she rode it back to front
and every time the wheels went round
a spoke would slap her prosser.....

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

there was once a ref against shefield
who is likely to soon be killed
by mad brighton fans
who hold many plans
to never let him back on the field


*ps this is NOT a death threat!

 

[Artois]

There was a complete twat called Prosser
I shouted out to the tosser:
"You're f***ing lame
Learn the Rules to the game
Then you won't be such a complete and utter fat cock who hasn't got a clue about anything"

 

[Easy 10]

There was an accountant called Martin
Who's flatulance he liked impartin
He scared off a crowd
When his arse honked and growled
And said "sorry that was me fartin"

 

[sydney]

there was an old !!!! from madras
whos bollocks were coated with brass
in windy weather
they banged together
and sparks shot out of his arse.

mary had a bicycle
she rode it back to front
and every time the wheels went round
a spoke would slap her prosser.(read :!!!!)

a palace supporter called matt
got his todger stuck right up his cat
he went to the doctor
t'was a bird and it shocked her
and he felt like a right fukin twatt

a rather strange lad from tashkent
who was most udoubtedly bent
had a tatoo about palace
down the legth of his phalus
and grew shrooms from his arse in a tent

 

[Easy 10]

There was a young striker called Jake
Who ate seven slices of cake
When it came to the game
He rolled over in pain
And then puked on the ball, for f*** SAKE

 

[stoke]

There once was a sheik from Algiers,
Who said to his harem, "My dears,
You may think it odd o'me,
But I've given up sodomy,
And taken up f*cking." Loud cheers!

Then up spoke his friend the mahout,
"F*cking's all very well, I've no doubt,
But I just had a bunk,
Up an elephant's trunk."
Cries of "Shame!" "Dirty sod!" "Chuck 'im out!"

 

[Donk the Seagull]

there was an old man from tashkent
whose nob was incredibly bent
he got into trouble
so he put it in double
and instead of cuming he went

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

there was once a striker called maheta
who never seemed to get any better
but he scored a goal
far better than scholes
and we swapped him for arteta

i couldnt think of anything!

there was a bloke called john paul
who cathlics thought was cool
but sadly he died
the catholics cried
and now hes lying in a big hall......in italy...so people can see him....because hes dead....the end

 

[Bald Gull]

There was a young man called McGhee
Whose team were often at sea
He gave them a kick up the arse
They learned how to pass
And they climbed out of the bottom th-ree