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Frutos

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May 3, 2006
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7 mins + stoppages until Sky need to find a post-relegation crying fat kid in the stands.
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
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I'm sure the fans are only to happy to watch a chicken run around, they have had nothing else to be eggstatic about this season.
 










element

Fear [is] the key.....
Jan 28, 2009
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Local
Q: Difference between the chicken and the Blackburn team?

A: The chicken was the only one that ran around with it's head ON!
 










Goldstone Rapper

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Jan 19, 2009
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Last time I cooked chicken it came out of the oven black(&)burn(ed). I was not so Kean.
 






Goldstone Rapper

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When the bird came on there was a big thigh of relief from the crowd - but if that's the breast they can do, I have to ask wattle they come up with necks? They're surely buck-buck-buck-baacking up the wrong tree.
The chicken must beak-areful, so has a claws in its' contract in case they get relegated, and I've heard it's being scouted by Sporting Wishbon.
They have already wrung its' agent. I imagine that if there's any chance of an injury when it chasseurs after the ball, they might pullet from the match.
Then it will need to avoid the press be leaving by the tradesman's tan door i expect.
It floated so smoothly across the pitch I had to wonder if it's related to hovercraft inventor Chris Cockerell?
 






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