The Zamora Song

[Sheebo]

Obviously 'Zamora Zamora' (like the who are ya) chant will be popular...
I expect 7 Nations Army 'Ooooh Bobby Zamora' will be heard too....

But THE Zamora song - we need a difinitive agreement on it don't we? I always thought of it as these 4 verses - feel free to change etc...

When the ball hits the net like a fuc*ing rocket it's Zamora.
When the ball's in the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Zamora.
You can go watch Brazil but you won't see the skill of Zamora.
Only paid hundred grand for the best in the land it's Zamora.

Would be good to get this going regularly. Also, I really hope nobody tries to modernise it / Amex it as the Shearer/Cole and 100k bits are the history and origins of the song.

All my opinion of course...

 

[jabba]

"..and it ends in row Z, it's Zamora"

 

[Husty]

When the ball hits your head and you sit in Row Z it's Zamora

 

[Bracknell_Gull]

in our striker quest we f*ck3d off Leon Best for Zamora

 

[StonehamPark]

Obviously 'Zamora Zamora' (like the who are ya) chant will be popular...
I expect 7 Nations Army 'Ooooh Bobby Zamora' will be heard too....

But THE Zamora song - we need a difinitive agreement on it don't we? I always thought of it as these 4 verses - feel free to change etc...

When the ball hits the net like a fuc*ing rocket it's Zamora.
When the ball's in the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Zamora.
You can go watch Brazil but you won't see the skill of Zamora.
Only paid hundred grand for the best in the land it's Zamora.

Would be good to get this going regularly. Also, I really hope nobody tries to modernise it / Amex it as the Shearer/Cole and 100k bits are the history and origins of the song.

All my opinion of course...

"..and it ends in row Z, it's Zamora"

When the ball hits your head and you sit in Row Z it's Zamora

in our striker quest we f*ck3d off Leon Best for Zamora

ynnn

 

[jevs]

When you swim in the sea
And get bit on the knee
That's Za-moray

Sorry

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

When you swim in the sea
And get bit on the knee
That's Za-moray

Sorry

They do have nasty looking teeth

 

[symyjym]

When put to the test he's miles better than Best it's Zamora

 

[tinx]

We got him for free , now he scores with glee thats Zamora!!!!

 

[Chinman3000]

He's back in Blue and White for our promotion fight thats Zamora

 

[7:18]

When you swim in the sea
And get bit on the knee
That's Za-moray

Sorry

that actually made me laugh out loud, well done!

 

[Stat Brother]

Although it's never going to happen, I'd love to update the Shearer or Cole line.

It's not Rooney or Giroud. (there has to be better modern names, but my mind is a blank)

 

[Superphil]

In the way that CMS never actually scored goals for fune, shouldn't we wait till he has banged a few in before launching into "When the ball hits the net...."

 

[hans kraay fan club]

When the ball hits the net like a fuc*ing rocket it's Zamora.
When the ball's in the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Zamora.
You can go watch Brazil but you won't see the skill of Zamora.
Only paid hundred grand for the best in the land it's Zamora.

Would be good to get this going regularly. Also, I really hope nobody tries to modernise it / Amex it as the Shearer/Cole and 100k bits are the history and origins of the song.

All my opinion of course...

And mine.

Those are the words I'll be singing, whatever anyone else tries to do with it.

 

[Bracknell_Gull]

Although it's never going to happen, I'd love to update the Shearer or Cole line.

It's not Rooney or Giroud. (there has to be better modern names, but my mind is a blank)

From near or from far he's just like Benzema it's Zamora?

I'll get my coat.....

 

[Maverick]

He gets played down the right,
he wont score all night,
its Zamora

 

[symyjym]

And mine.

Those are the words I'll be singing, whatever anyone else tries to do with it.

When he’s on from the bench, he makes bottoms clench, it’s Zamora.

 

[Poppett63]

When the ball hits the net it's not Murray or Best, it's Zamora

But I like the traditional words, it means something and with Bobby Smith and Peter Ward, one of the best strikers we have ever had

 

[Prince Monolulu]

He gives it a clout, NSC knocks one out...it's ZAMORA

 

[Fef]

Bobby's come back home, he's come back, Bobby's come back home. Zamora. (Repeat ad nauseum)