The Xmas Caption Competition

[Northstander]

 

[Wardy]

Turkey: No I will not help you cook lunch!!!

 

[Gazwag]

Whilst playing hide and seek at a fancy dress party, Turkey's younger brother hopes he gets found soon as maybe dressing up as a roast potato and hiding in the oven wasn't such a good idea

 

[Northstander]

 

[Biscuit]

MISSING

NSC's Turkey goes AWOL.

 

[tedebear]

Turkey decides that living in a gay mans house and being subject to the usual "servicing" is far better than being plucked and cooked for Christmas...

 

[Artois]

Thick man looks for a fat turkey in tiny space under cupboard.

 

[Biscuit]

Thick man looks for a fat turkey in tiny space under cupboard.

Very good..


- Eaton Frog

 

[nail-Z]

That turkey's been on the Brandy. Looks a bit light headed...

*grabs coat and scarpers*

 

[Lokki 7]

Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen goes into hiding after his latest "80's kitch farmyard kitchen" makeover leaves homeowner furious.

 

[Scarface]

That turkey's been on the Brandy. Looks a bit light headed...

*grabs coat and scarpers*

 

[Adams score 0]

I hope he does not turn me on,using my knob.

 

[Drumstick]

Crouching man, hidden turkey

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Tory MP dons his special oven gloves and assumes the position

 

[Braders]

and the hunt the NSCer had begun

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Man waits for stuffing in turkey's absence.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

In a fit of panic the wild turkey tries to disguise himself as a bottle of burbon.

 

[oapdodge]

97,98,99 Coming ready or not.

 

[Hiney]

Come out Leon, I know you're in there