no but wear a palarse jock strap fresh from the sweaty balls of a BIG centre half for the chance to get a two year contract from Gus?
would you wear a palarse shirt and give simon jordan a blow job whilst neil warnock spanked you for a season ticket at Falmer?
erm, in a word, NO!
would you lick Lord Alan Sugar's beard for a blow job from Karen Brady?
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3541817 said:Yeahh.
Would you swim through 100m of sewage for the chance to lick tutti frutti ice cream, spending as long as you want to collect the last bit of whatever it is in that shit, off the Olsen twin's bazongas?
Hmmmm. Why not, I'm a decent swimmer.
Get your ballsack stung by a African killer bee or nosh a badger off?
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;4305711 said:The badger... at least I wouldn't die.
Would you f*** Jessica Alba but it had to be on someone's grave?
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;4305711 said:The badger... at least I wouldn't die.
Would you f*** Jessica Alba but it had to be on someone's grave?
To bloody right I would !
Would you suck off the whole palarse team if it meant Brighton won the league ??
Does it have to be done in one go or like one a day or something?
I do that regularly anyway....¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3524288 said:Yes.
Would you chew tin foil for £50?
It would be rude not to.erm, in a word, NO!
would you lick Lord Alan Sugar's beard for a blow job from Karen Brady?
in one go . . . . . . .
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;4314885 said:I'd do that!
To save your mum losing the sight in one of her eyeballs, would you rape a cow in full view of holidaymakers?
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;4314885 said:I'd do that!
To save your mum losing the sight in one of her eyeballs, would you rape a cow in full view of holidaymakers?
f*** no.
Would you lick out Heather from Eastenders whilst she was covered in Ian Beale's shit and cum for a night with Cheryl Cole, Katy Perry and Pixie Lott?
no
Would you watch your mum and dad have sex and let your dad finish on your chest for a blowie off Rachel Riley?
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;4376430 said:NOOOOOOO
Would you eat a live slug for £500?