The worst town you've had

[Commander]

Tangier.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Blackburn is pretty grim.

 

[crosbysleftear]

Sheffield

I've had some of the best nights of my life in Sheffield, it's a cracking place to go out.

Worst = Burnley. Just grim.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I've had some of the best nights of my life in Sheffield, it's a cracking place to go out.

Worst = Burnley. Just grim.

Must admit that my night out in Sheffield was tempered by other factors than just location, I wont go into detail there, lets just say it was a depressing outing on every level.

I will have to give it another spin one day to see if I misjudged it.

 

[Professor P]

Eastbourne...er...I mean Luton.

 

[seagully]

I somehow ended up in a nightclub in Hinckley. It seemed a pretty grim place

Too f***ing right! Its terrible.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Corby .... Hell on earth

 

[seagully]

I've had some terrible nights out in Hastings.

 

[Woodchip]

Leicester = Right f***ing shithole

 

[watsongooal]

Wrexham
Cleethorpes
Heathfield
Tunbridge Wells

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Another vote for Crawley, judged purely on the one night out I've ever had there, not including compulsory work dos.

You only have to look at all the crappy chav bars in town to know how bad it's going to be.

Bar Med (does this even still exist?)
Jubilee Oak
Rat & Parrot (gah!!!!)
The pretentious but in no way good Ja Ja Bar, owned by those well known football lovers, the Majeed brothers

Not forgetting the worst part of my evening: Ikon & Diva.

I think they've changed the names now, but I have no plans to go out in Crawley to find out if they're any less shit.

 

[watsongooal]

Tangier.

Did you have a night out here you big fibster?

 

[Seagull Stew]

Croydon or Bexhill

Grim, very grim!

 

[Billy the Fish]

Haywards Heath

 

[Bluejuice]

Have to say Reading. Only place I've ever been threatened with violence in the street, on 3 separate occasions now.

Utterly foul pit of a place

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

sounds intimidating.

 

[bhaexpress]

In this country it has to be Luton, overall though I would say Newark, New Jersey is the biggest dump I have ever seen.

 

[Lankyseagull]

Fletching, followed closely by Scaynes Hill!

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Stag do in Bristol. Now don't get me wrong, Bristol's a decent city with some perfectly acceptable night spots, but this stag chose the Bier Keller, which was a nightmarish parody of the worst type of stag/hen venue, distilled down to an absolutely pure tincture of hell on earth for those of us who bizarrely believe that giant inflatable phalluses and blokes in false comedy breasts are no longer funny. Oh and the Bristolian 'German' band in leather lederhosen singing 'I'm getting married in the morning' repeatedly really helped top it off.

Normal reaction to this sort of night out is to drink oneself into a stupor on Guinness or JD, but they had no Guinness and tried to pass off some vile aniseed thing as Jack Daniels. Fun it wasn't. If you ever get the chance to go there, kill yourself rather than doing so.

 

[seagully]

Croydon or Bexhill

Grim, very grim!

Ooh a night out in Bexhill, about as appealing as gargling with Satan's semen.