The worst thing you have ever smelt???

[fat old seagull]

IMO ...... Nothing comes even close to the stench of decomposing human bodies.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I once found a decomposed body rotting in the flat below me.

Smelt of boiling cabbage/brussel sprouts. Even leather has a slight hint of the smell. Vile.

Had a flat for two years opposite The Station Hotel - Preston Park Station way back in the early eighties.
The old fella in the next door flat died - but was not found (by me) two weeks later.
Luckily it was winter time.
I came home from work and found some woman from social services banging on his door as they had not heard from him for a while.
We then went from room to room via my back garden.
Still had the Old Bill question me & my wife for a few hours.

 

[Ludensian Gull]

Decomposed whale, which the council in their wisdom decided to bury under the shingle on local beach. After a couple of high tides it began to reappear, ours was not the only dog who found fun in rolling around on it. it took three baths to get rid of the stench.

 

[Mowgli37]

I once woke up to find my feet on fire, wasn't a pleasant odour.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I once woke up to find my feet on fire, wasn't a pleasant odour.

Go on tell us how your feet caught fire ?

 

[BN9 BHA]

Cairo, although I'd never been out of the UK before, I can still smell it 26 years later, I did fall in love with the place though

No mate it was Cairo Avenue that you visited, you got lost on the way back from the pub

 

[carteater]

My own burning flesh.

Nothing compares to that. It's awful.

Wait what? How did it start to burn?

 

[carteater]

Decomposed whale, which the council in their wisdom decided to bury under the shingle on local beach. After a couple of high tides it began to reappear, ours was not the only dog who found fun in rolling around on it. it took three baths to get rid of the stench.

.

 

[dangull]

A mate was once getting frisky in the canine position with a girl from sunny Darlington when the stench of her none too clean anal canal hit his nostrils and continued to waft up throughout the unspeakable act.

which hole was he using?

 

[Quinney]

Melaena. Not nice. Full on UTI is pretty unpleasant.

 

[mothy]

Burnt flesh. Had been drinking lots & whiff of burnt human flesh inhaled had me vomiting

 

[mooey]

I remember being at school one girl threw up in class the smell was so vile about 9 other people started vomiting it was horrific.i think even the the teacher started wretching

 

[Juan Albion]

Jorvik Centre, York.

 

[Worthingite]

I keep a small vial of smelling salts on me to stop me from having seizures. Awful awful smell, but they do work (sometimes)

 

[jevs]

A few years ago, during a very hot spell, the waterfall in the Rock Garden slowed down considerably. After making the usual checks and doing a lot of head scratching, it was decided that the inlet pipe from the pond to the pump was blocked.

So, after a hot weekend, i took the pipe apart in 80 degrees only to be greeted with a dead carp that had somehow got through the protection.

As i pulled the fish out, it just fell to pieces. Now i've been playing around in ponds, streams and rivers since i could walk but nothing on earth compared to the stench that hit me that day.

 

[Aveacarlin']

A mate was once getting frisky in the canine position with a girl from sunny Darlington when the stench of her none too clean anal canal hit his nostrils and continued to waft up throughout the unspeakable act.

Brilliant ☺

 

[KingKev]

Fox sh@t and durian fruit are both right up there with the most evil smells on the planet.

 

[sydney]

was hitch hiking in outback queensland when came across a dead cow by the side of the road......severely bloated with gas , the idiot i was with threw a rock at it , bloody thing went off like a bomb......not nice, we both spewed.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

[MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION] has a wonderful story involving a bad back. Possibly my favourite story posted on NSC.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Waterhall 3 toilets 5 minutes before 100 kick off on Sunday morning & the Dieppe ferry in a storm with sick SLOSHING up and down the aisles.