The worst job you ever had?

[Meade's Ball]

Actually, hold the phone, a more horrible job was the end of the getting-rid-of-erections-from-the-internet job for MSN. Pointless and amusing for a time with the witnessing of animal love and women with lamps up their clumps and a man who stole knickers from washing-lines to hang on his aroused member, but then, as some may recall on here, i had to track down sites with child porn pics on for a couple of months. No training. Just opening pages to see if some **** was having sex with a two-year-old. Haunting stuff when found. Not really the sort of thing i'd work harder to find. I was longing to see the man being raped by a badger snapshots instead. They seemed light and fancy-free in comparison.
I mentioned this job to my neuropsychologist yesterday and i saw her overkeenly scribbling of its existence in my half-forgotten past.