Lord Bracknell
On fire
Last Saturday's fare was a turkey roll and a packet of extremely poncey Tyrrell's parsnip, beetroot and carrot crisps. The Melton Mowbray pork pie got eaten before we left home.
Poppadom
Nan Bread
Pilau Rice
Pint of Kingfisher
It'd go nice with the Korma I fall into most weeks
It'll go perfectly with the PICKLE you get yourself into when your being slaughtered on the pool table :yahoo:
Flask of tea laced with whisky is all you need to stay warm and dry
*SIGH* Now just go and sit in the corner and think about what you've posted
How does it keep you dry?
A Bun.
Burger
Slab of cheap 'plastic Cheese
Burger Sauce
I saw your picture in The Argus.
Who didn't?! I have to live with that on a daily basis
Does anyone ask for an autograph ?
No, but I'm still holding out for a big Burger CHAIN like Burger King or Uncle Sams to SNAP me as the face of their company!
Imagine, an eight story inflatable likeness of you, taken on that day, outside a burger chain.
Who didn't?! I have to live with that on a daily basis