[Football] The "Where will Zaha go?" Summer 2018 thread

[Mr Putdown]

Mr Putdown and Mr Tumble both sound like Roger Hargreaves creations.

 

[The Fifth Column]

This:



and this:

 

[Easy 10]

Seems the swivel-eyed gravity whore is playing little games with the Palace goonsquad today. He must know full well they'd go into a complete abd utter meltdown at any little sign of him binning them off - posting cryptic messages on his instagram and deleting the Palace crest has already got some of them spiralling into depression and self-harming. He's doing it deliberately.

Lovely stuff.

 

[Easy 10]

 

[Icy Gull]

Given Palace’s complete lack of ambition in the transfer market this summer would anyone really blame Zaha for wanting out?

 

[pasty]

Seems the swivel-eyed gravity whore is playing little games with the Palace goonsquad today. He must know full well they'd go into a complete abd utter meltdown at any little sign of him binning them off - posting cryptic messages on his instagram and deleting the Palace crest has already got some of them spiralling into depression and self-harming. He's doing it deliberately.

Lovely stuff.

Could you imagine the meltdown if we signed him

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Seems the swivel-eyed gravity whore is playing little games with the Palace goonsquad today. He must know full well they'd go into a complete abd utter meltdown at any little sign of him binning them off - posting cryptic messages on his instagram and deleting the Palace crest has already got some of them spiralling into depression and self-harming. He's doing it deliberately.

Lovely stuff.

He's been starved of the attention of the diving judges, sorry I mean referee's, during the close season so this is his solution to get a bit of attention off the media/palace fans.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Whoever he signs for they best get used to lots of this:

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Look how green that grass is.

mmmmmm

 

[Baldseagull]

Could you imagine the meltdown if we signed him

At both ends of the A23

 

[Weststander]

Liverpool and Serbian midfielder Marko Grujic rejects Crystal Palace, opting instead for a second loan spell at Cardiff.

Not nice being beaten by little old Cardiff and their hoofball approach.

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/994859/Liverpool-transfer-news-Marko-Grujic-Crystal-Palace-Cardiff-City

 

[lawros left foot]

We’ve all got this wrong, Wilfried says he is so quick that a single beat of a butterfly’s wing in China will cause enough disturbance
to send him to tumbling to the ground like a falling over tumbley thing.

 

[Easy 10]

Could you imagine the meltdown if we signed him

It would almost be worth it just for that, would't it
As it stands, it seems they're going to be mightily upset if he rocks up at Spurs, for some reason that is a club many of the Palace goons hold in complete disdain. Even though Spurs are barely even aware of the existance of CPFC2010.

He's been starved of the attention of the diving judges, sorry I mean referee's, during the close season so this is his solution to get a bit of attention off the media/palace fans.

Sounds about right. Apparently "God is great'" as well, as he seems at pains to remind everyone on his social media. Just watch as his followers swoon and beg and profess undying love to him in all their replies. It would be laughable, if it wasn't also deeply tragic and vomitworthy.

 

[spanish flair]

Seems the swivel-eyed gravity whore is playing little games with the Palace goonsquad today. He must know full well they'd go into a complete abd utter meltdown at any little sign of him binning them off - posting cryptic messages on his instagram and deleting the Palace crest has already got some of them spiralling into depression and self-harming. He's doing it deliberately.

Lovely stuff.

He must know how this would wind his own fans up,what a stupid childish tw*t he is

 

[B.W.]

He must know how this would wind his own fans up,what a stupid childish tw*t he is

Yes, but they deserve each other...

 

[larus]

Human chain across the gates at Selhurst.

Maybe there is, but where are the palllllllace fans?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

They genuinely don't worry about their basket case financial position.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

SSN just reporting Mr Tumble has removed that instagram post, and now Palace official twitter has just posted a picture of him in training. Make of this what you will

Sounds like Palace and Dibbley are jumping off different diving boards.

 

[LlcoolJ]

This:

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and this:

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He really is a total **** isn't he.

 

[Simontheseagull]

Maybe there is, but where are the palllllllace fans?

They are off on their holidays in Margate

 

[lawros left foot]

He must know how this would wind his own fans up,what a stupid childish tw*t he is

He knows the amount of concern there is amongst Palace fans over this possible transfer, but chooses to put out a post that is ambiguous at best about his future plans, just for giggles . To treat even the great unwashed like that is showing the usual lack of class that we’ve come to expect from anyone connected to CPFC 2010.

Had Stephens or Dunk put out a similar message when they were going through their will they, won’t they, situation, I don’t think I would ever have been able to look on them with any respect.