[Football] The "Where will Zaha go?" Summer 2018 thread

[dadams2k11]

Mr Tumble and Prince Charming are playing games, Mr Tumble isn't going no where and when the Window Slams Shut, Parish can flick his hair back and announce "what a fantastic window that was keeping hold of their best player" whilst they have a massive Cabaye/RLC shaped whole in midfield.

I see some of them genuinely believe they are Two replacements away from Europe

Very good first 11, granted, but what happens when injuries occur? Who can they rely on at the moment?

I'm just looking forward to the season ahead.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Mr Tumble and Prince Charming are playing games, Mr Tumble isn't going no where and when the Window Slams Shut, Parish can flick his hair back and announce "what a fantastic window that was keeping hold of their best player" whilst they have a massive Cabaye/RLC shaped whole in midfield.

I see some of them genuinely believe they are Two replacements away from Europe

Very good first 11, granted, but what happens when injuries occur? Who can they rely on at the moment?

I'm just looking forward to the season ahead.

When are they playing in Cardiff ?

 

[fosters headband]

Or just a complete bellend.

I always thought he was one of them yes

 

[Stuart Munday]

I think he will sign a new contract any day now.

 

[dadams2k11]

When are they playing in Cardiff ?

04/05/19 3pm.

 

[El Presidente]

I don’t think he will be going to QPR.

 

[dadams2k11]

I think he will sign a new contract any day now.

Of course he will, its all "Smoke & Mirrors", Parish deals best in smoke and mirrors, even has a company named that.

 

[fosters headband]

I don’t think he will be going to QPR.

Safe bet that one

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Just posted on Sky's transfer site,
13:16
IS ZAHA SET TO LEAVE PALACE?

Could Wilfred Zaha be set to leave Crystal Palace? Well, the forward - who has been linked with a move to Spurs - has just left a cryptic message on Instagram saying: "Today is the day I make a change with everything."
Not only that, but the Ivorian also removed the Palace logo from the bio on his Instagram page for all you conspiracy theorists...

He's finally decided on the new wallpaper for the living room. He's off down B&Q after training. Just better hope he doesn't fall off the ladder putting it up.

 

[blue'n'white]

Did I read yesterday that Borussia Dortmund were interested in him ?
Why ? Do they need a dressing room clown or something ?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

He's finally decided on the new wallpaper for the living room. He's off down B&Q after training. Just better hope he doesn't fall off the ladder putting it up.

Thermos colour?

 

[Simontheseagull]

just posted on Sky's Transfer Centre ....

"
IS ZAHA SET TO LEAVE PALACE?

Could Wilfred Zaha be set to leave Crystal Palace? Well, the forward - who has been linked with a move to Spurs - has just left a cryptic message on Instagram saying: "Today is the day I make a change with everything."

Not only that, but the Ivorian also removed the Palace logo from the bio on his Instagram page for all you conspiracy theorists.."

He's giving up trying to play football to team up with Tom Daley in a bid to win a diving Olympic gold medal in Tokyo 2020..

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Where are all our Northern cousins this afternoon, anyway? None of them seem to be about

 

[Mr Putdown]

Where are all our Northern cousins this afternoon, anyway? None of them seem to be about

I’m watching from the sidelines with a smile on my face if that counts?

 

[schmunk]

Where are all our Northern cousins this afternoon, anyway? None of them seem to be about

Human chain across the gates at Selhurst.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I’m watching from the sidelines with a smile on my face if that counts?

What's going on then, with young Mr Tumble?

 

[pasty]

SSN just reporting Mr Tumble has removed that instagram post, and now Palace official twitter has just posted a picture of him in training. Make of this what you will

 

[Betfair Bozo]

Mr Putdown and Mr Tumble both sound like Roger Hargreaves creations.

 

[Betfair Bozo]

I am sure Mr Eighties Hair and Mr Tumble will soon agree a new contract to ward off Mr Hard Negotiator and Mr Oligarch.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Whoever he signs for they best get used to lots of this: