[Football] The "Where will Zaha go?" Summer 2018 thread

[hans kraay fan club]

"Where will Zaha go ?"

Well, he went to the cinema last night, proudly showing off his new "insect antenna" haircut. Either that, or his hair dye is running. Hard to tell.

To be fair to young Wilf, I'm fairly sure that is the least ridiculous outfit, I've ever seen him pictured in. All fairly decent, tidy gear. Silly hair and ridiculous trainers apart, obvs.

 

[Bry Nylon]

To be fair to young Wilf, I'm fairly sure that is the least ridiculous outfit, I've ever seen him pictured in. All fairly decent, tidy gear. Silly hair and ridiculous trainers apart, obvs.

I think they are special 'gravity boots' to stop him falling over when he's not playing football.

 

[pasty]

"Where will Zaha go ?"

Well, he went to the cinema last night, proudly showing off his new "insect antenna" haircut. Either that, or his hair dye is running. Hard to tell.

What's with the "holding the jacket open" pose? Practice flashing?

 

[Easy 10]

I think they are special 'gravity boots' to stop him falling over when he's not playing football.

Anyone who's seen Face/Off would know they don't always work too well.

 

[OzMike]

Tread title needs to be updated now I would have thought to 2019

 

[sully]

"Where will Zaha go ?"

Well, he went to the cinema last night, proudly showing off his new "insect antenna" haircut. Either that, or his hair dye is running. Hard to tell.

It looks like he’s got a thigh pad on his right leg. Left handed batsman?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

It looks like he’s got a thigh pad on his right leg. Left handed batsman?

Euphemism?

 

[DavidRyder]

To be fair to young Wilf, I'm fairly sure that is the least ridiculous outfit, I've ever seen him pictured in. All fairly decent, tidy gear. Silly hair and ridiculous trainers apart, obvs.

I must admit I do like his jacket.

 

[LamieRobertson]

It looks like he’s got a thigh pad on his right leg. Left handed batsman?

Nah thats his wallet...needs it to hold all his dosh after latest pay rise

 

[Gazwag]

It looks like he’s got a thigh pad on his right leg. Left handed batsman?

Its for his personal safety, have you seen what happens in the queue for popcorn at these event, he could get kicked badly by other cinema goers and the ushers would offer no protection - Its just not fair

 

[Se20]

Obsessed

 

[Bozza]

Obsessed

I've been waiting for the next "Obsessed" comment so thanks for providing it.

You really can't have it both ways.

You can't both say we are "obsessed" with you, then pass comment that we've not sold out our game against you (yet, anyway) as the later indicates the absolute opposite of obsessed, particularly given that games against the likes of Fulham, Wolves, Leicester and West Ham did sell out.

 

[Surf's Up]

You don't have £50m to spend on players. Your own manager said as much.

You've pissed £500m up the wall and your latest contracts mean you will continue the same way, the Palace way.

What's your point?

Someone is trousering cash out of that club methinks!!

 

[DavidRyder]

Obsessed

He's a great pantomime villain for the rivalry that's for sure.

 

[Se20]

I've been waiting for the next "Obsessed" comment so thanks for providing it.

You really can't have it both ways.

You can't both say we are "obsessed" with you, then pass comment that we've not sold out our game against you (yet, anyway) as the later indicates the absolute opposite of obsessed, particularly given that games against the likes of Fulham, Wolves, Leicester and West Ham did sell out.

I haven’t passed comment on you not selling out, but for the record, it’s a lot better than your last game against us .

 

[Easy 10]

Obsessed

This, from someone with three and a half thousand posts on a rivals messageboard.

 

[Common as Mook]

"where will zaha go ?"

well, he went to the cinema last night, proudly showing off his new "insect antenna" haircut. Either that, or his hair dye is running. Hard to tell.

what are thooooooose

 

[W.C.]

I like his rollerskates.


edit: thought I was quoting the post with the picture, that one, just up there ^

 

[Winker]

Looks like he made his shoes out of Lego!

 

[Dougie]

This, from someone with three and a half thousand posts on a rivals messageboard.

At least he does it under one guise and sober .