[Football] The "Where will Zaha go?" Summer 2018 thread

[spanish flair]

Chelsea rumours circulating, hoped he would f off abroad so that we didn't have to witness the diving anymore.

I would love to see him go to Chelsea, where he would become a little fish in a big pond. His huge ego would suffer another blow and the money they would get after the Man U cut, would probably go on remaining the rest home for over the hill or injury prone players from Liverpool

 

[Motogull]

I'm racking my brains for the collective noun.

A jobbie of wankpuffins.

 

[Motogull]

I'm racking my brains for the collective noun.

A Trump of Bungle*****.

A Pardew of Bugle*****.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

A jobbie of wankpuffins.

It surely has to be a Hoodie of something

A Hoodie of Wankpuffins?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Chelsea rumours circulating, hoped he would f off abroad so that we didn't have to witness the diving anymore.

Better that he stays in the Prem with Chelsea or Spurs, and reduces his fawning hordes of believers to tears, by diving to win a game at Selhurst.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Better that he stays in the Prem with Chelsea or Spurs, and reduces his fawning hordes of believers to tears, by diving to win a game at Selhurst.

But you know he'd do the cringey, sanctimonious not-celebrating thing when he scored the winning goal, obviously.

 

[Cozzy]

so ummmmmm after a while ... what was his big announcement about a black Rolls Royce anyway .. did he get a job as a chauffeur

 

[Motogull]

I'm racking my brains for the collective noun.

A Saville of simpletons.

 

[seagull_special]

A caravan of No-Marks

 

[happypig]

The amoeba collective!

A Westlife of C*nts.

 

[lawros left foot]

A shitload of turds

 

[LlcoolJ]

A Saville of simpletons.

A toothless of simpletons?

 

[B.W.]

A hive of scum?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I'm racking my brains for the collective noun.

Embarrassment. That's the word you're looking for.

An embarrassment of...

 

[Creaky]

Better that he stays in the Prem with Chelsea or Spurs, and reduces his fawning hordes of believers to tears, by diving to win a game at Selhurst.

Can’t see him going to Spurs - he’d have some real competition from Dele Alli for the diving gold!

 

[Weststander]

Vermin

 

[Hillian1]

Why do you feel the need to use this language, which you know if offensive to disabled people? I've mentioned it to you before, just a few weeks ago.

Who's this dribbling Fanny.?

 

[driller]

A bunch of C@*ts

 

[Triggaaar]

Who's this dribbling Fanny.?

Easy 10?

 

[Dougie]

Easy 10?

This