[Misc] The wheels on the bus...

[darkwolf666]

It’s strange, maybe it’s my age or just I’m a miserable git at times, but I find it’s silly things that really annoy me.

Today, I bought my little one a toy that sings “Wheels on the bus”.

Since when has the bus gone “all through the town” and not as I know “all day long” - have Health & Safety been checking up on the bus driver, has he been doing too many hours? Why?

 

[Knocky's Nose]

It was too expensive to fit the toys with Tacho's, apparently. It automatically packs up after 8 hours.

Also, it should come with a toolkit to check floor and carpetworthiness once a week, and be fitted with those yellow things which go over the wheel nuts.

Bend at the knees. Bend at the knees....

 

[bhafc99]

Thanks to austerity cuts, there are no longer any rural bus services at all anywhere in the UK, and most services finish around 19:00 hrs.

The song therefore needed amending to reflect reality: town and city services only, during limited hours.

 

[Napier]

And I thought this was going to be a thread about our current form and a pessimistic prediction for tonight.

 

[chimneys]

Buses do go all day long, with regular driver changes.

Tell your kid to carry on singing it till Dad goes crazy!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

It’s strange, maybe it’s my age or just I’m a miserable git at times, but I find it’s silly things that really annoy me.

Today, I bought my little one a toy that sings “Wheels on the bus”.

Since when has the bus gone “all through the town” and not as I know “all day long” - have Health & Safety been checking up on the bus driver, has he been doing too many hours? Why?

There used to be a regular bus service between Faversham and Sittingbourne. Alas, some people came down for a day trip from Croydon....

 

[Icy Gull]

Given our match tonight my first thought was “have come off”

Edit - I think [MENTION=12904]Napier[/MENTION] beat me to it with the same thought.

 

[bhafc99]

And the bus driver from Palace goes Poo Poo Poo, all over the Amex.

 

[Notters]

It's the American version. Much like the fact father Christmas has become Santa. Blame YouTube.

 

[Rambo]

It's the American version. Much like the fact father Christmas has become Santa. Blame YouTube.

This.

Just like ‘itsy bitsy spider’ ffs!

 

[darkwolf666]

It's the American version. Much like the fact father Christmas has become Santa. Blame YouTube.

Bstards...

 

[darkwolf666]

This.

Just like ‘itsy bitsy spider’ ffs!

Oh yeh, I knew there was another one that had got my goat recently. Was the original sizeist or something?

 

[Rambo]

Don’t even get me started on the ‘hokey pokey’

 

[Icy Gull]

This is plainly a thread for grumpy old men who have either forgotten how much joy these songs give to small kids, or who have never had any

 

[Algernon]

The wheels on the bus.........
Haven't turned at all as it's been well and truly parked in Leicester this evening.

 

[Eeyore]

I'm assuming that the wheels are unlikely to go all day. So if you are familiar with trades descriptions then you could have a case under the Sale of Goods Act of 1979.

 

[Weststander]

Mods - please merge with “Hughton must go” threads later this evening.

 

[Chucky_78]

I remember when Gus had a bus

 

[zefarelly]

We knew the wheels weren't attached beforehand, truth be told!

Given our match tonight my first thought was “have come off”

Edit - I think [MENTION=12904]Napier[/MENTION] beat me to it with the same thought.

 

[Lethargic]

have the wheels fallen off yet?