The unluckiest fan in the world?

[driddles]

Is he unlucky because he was born with a gigantic head, and no body, arms, or legs?

You have just improved a horrible day. God I needed that laugh!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

What i can not get my head around is why after 30 years he picks his first match to attend to be against Palace....surely he could have picked a decent first match.

Guaranteed 3 points in the bag , players show-boating just for the hell of it and making it an exhibition match