The TOILET roll

[Taybha]

I have it at the front but other half has it at the back, I always put it back at the front because I hate it.

are we still on about the toilet roll here ? Morning madam

 

[footychick]

are we still on about the toilet roll here ? Morning madam

Of course - and morning

 

[Taybha]

Well to be perfectly honest im still not sure what this thread actually means,as i stopped buying toilet roll after the instalation of a super dooper blast your ass bidet. Best thing on the planet other than spangles obviously

 

[Trufflehound]

Best thing on the planet other than spangles obviously

How does that work? Don't they get stuck on your bum hairs?

 

[Taybha]

Im far to interlekchewal to get involved in a what to do with a spangle argument again

 

[Brighton till i die]

you f***ing bunch of FREAKS.

it HAS to hang from the back, so its nearer the wall.

I have OCD, and if i go to ANY toilet and find its not hangiong from the back of the roll i get a mild sweat on and turn the fucker around.

END of.

 

[Badger]

No brainer - Front.

It is probably more hygienic too because if there is some kind of splash or dirt on the wall the bog roll might touch against it.

What really pisses me off is the people that finish the bog roll off and start the next one without bothering to put it on the holder. Worse still they finish it off and there isn't another roll but they don't bother telling anyone.

 

[Fatboy Stenno]

Totally agree it HAS to be from the front. I don't know what it is about women but my wife always seems to put it on so the paper hangs at the back. WRONG. Just plain WRONG.

And another thing - I lose count of the number of times I go to use one of our toilets, only to find somebody has not replaced the toilet roll. It always puzzles me how they manage to use just exactly the right amount of paper that's left on the roll?!?

And whilst I'm on the subject of toilets, my wife recently decided to install one of those battery powered automatic air freshener type things in each of our bogs. Everytime I so much as take one step inside the bathroom, the bloody thing goes off. It's got to the point now where I literally creep around so as not to set the thing off!

Oh how my life is just SO interesting...!

 

[Perry Milkins]

I'd be delighted.
Its reassuring to know that if I'm ever caught short in Surrey, there is an accommodating SHITTER in the area in which I can safely relieve myself.

And if you are ever in my locale then please feel free to poop at my convenience, having said that Selkhurst Park is not that far away.

 

[Don Quixote]

i accidently put it at the back once... worst day of my life... i couldn't sleep all night.

 

[Simster]

you f***ing bunch of FREAKS.

it HAS to hang from the back, so its nearer the wall.

I have OCD, and if i go to ANY toilet and find its not hangiong from the back of the roll i get a mild sweat on and turn the fucker around.

END of.

Given the almost UNPARRALLED one-sidedness of this poll, it would suggest that there is only one FREAK round here, and it's you.

 

[footychick]

When it's at the back you can't find the end of it.

 

[footychick]

Also I hate it when in public toilets the roll is on so tight you can only get one piece off at a time, grrrrr, and when you start a new roll you can't get the end off, rather like sellotape.

 

[Badger]

I've just paid a visit to the toilet here at work and discovered the paper hanging from the back

Don't worry I sorted out the situation

 

[Brighton till i die]

....

 

[Brighton till i die]

Given the almost UNPARRALLED one-sidedness of this poll, it would suggest that there is only one FREAK round here, and it's you.

...... sheep

 

[Easy 10]

Also I hate it when in public toilets the roll is on so tight you can only get one piece off at a time, grrrrr

This is usually because the roll of toilet paper encased within the locked perspex shell is roughly the size of the tyre on an articulated lorry. Its like trying to pull a Volvo estate up a hill with a strand of pubic hair.

 

[footychick]

This is usually because the roll of toilet paper encased within the locked perspex shell is roughly the size of the tyre on an articulated lorry. Its like trying to pull a Volvo estate up a hill with a strand of pubic hair.

Lmao

 

[desprateseagull]

at front, with NO folded corners - its bog roll, ffs..