The time I dropped my kebab.....

[Arthur]

....well it was crazy night, had been out with guys on an almighty drink-a-thon session, I mean I must have had half a babysham and 3 (yes in true vidiprinter style when the number is that large THREE) cans of top deck all to myself.



Being true blue gunner gooner red blooded crazy males we had to round the evening off with a large in take of MEAT! What with us all being crazy guys and the Seagullys biggest footy fans the only option we had was Albino kebabs. I wasn't going to be out done by anyone, proving my manliness I ordered the largest portion of meat as quickly as he could administer it. A few minutes later I was ready to tuck into the mixture of pork sword, lamb cobblers and chicken giblets with only a dash of salad (as I'm a real man and don't eat rabbit food) but tons of chilli sauce.

I re joined the street only to have my meat mountain cruelly taken away by a combination of a swift sea breeze and my inability to handle my Kaliber.

I didn't cry in front of the lads but inside I was hurting! My meaty dreams had been taken away from me in the most horrible of fashions!

It was a quiet taxi ride home that evening.

RIP Albion Kebab - forever in my (wet) dreams!

 

[Papa Lazarou]

A truly harrowing story. I'm not ashamed to say I shed a tear whilst reading that.

What a terrible terrible waste of cooked animal insides

 

[Franks Wild Years]

RIP Arthurs kebab. Legend is an overused word on this board but I think we can all stand together and agree that his sadly lost mound of re constituted sheeps testicles and cows cock was without doubt a legend in its own pitta pocket. I feel your grief my brother. x

 

[Uncle Buck]

Did you fall over the Cardinal?

 

[Trigger]

A truly heart-wrenching story... That poor dropped kebab must have looked like a slappers chuff sitting there on the pavement.

 

[Uncle Buck]

A truly heart-wrenching story... That poor dropped kebab must have looked like a slappers chuff sitting there on the pavement.

Or on the Cardinal.

 

[Brovion]

If you were a REAL man you'd have picked it up and eaten it. (Or is that just me?)

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Was it Albino or Albion Kebabs that was involved in this truly newsworthy debacle, it changes halfway through the anecdote?

 

[Trigger]

Tubby Mondays... Your avatar has 'Beautiful Eyes'.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oh no no no no no no no.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Went out with a girl once who had a fanny like a dropped kebab. Woulda took more then chilli sauce for me to eat it and all.

 

[Mackenzie]

It sounds like it would have ended up on the pavement anyway so I wouldn't worry too much

 

[Arthur]

Was it Albino or Albion Kebabs that was involved in this truly newsworthy debacle, it changes halfway through the anecdote?

Freudian slip...........or was it?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Freudian slip...........or was it?

So it wasnt a kebab?

 

[Arthur]

So it wasnt a kebab?

I think we've covered this already. It was a pitta pocket of meaty marvel which soon became a feast for the seagulls and the local tramps (or Brovion) to fight over.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Ive seen Stinkers Bridge eating a kebab out of a bin before.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ive seen Stinkers Bridge eating a kebab out of a bin before.

What goes on at Tufty Towers stays at Tufty Towers.

 

[Trigger]

Speaking of Fanta and Cracks...

















What?

 

[Arthur]

Ive seen Stinkers Bridge eating a kebab out of a bin before.

If Silly Billy Tilley tells you I've done that in the past then it's all lies!!

 

[fenech1elphick1]

what a horror story that would be whilst sitting round a camp fire