The TICKET collector on my train just passed me a note - Get to WEVVERSPOONS...

[NMH]

Even village idiots think you surpass them hb&b.

Get a CLUE

 

[Beach Hut]

hahahahaha PMSL!!!!

And me, the irony

 

[Dave the OAP]

what does PMSL mean?

From old bugger of Mile oak

 

[Questions]

The thing is with HBand B is he knows all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He`s vicious.

 

[Spider]

what does PMSL mean?

From old bugger of Mile oak

Pissing Myself Laughing!

 

[TheDuke]

Whatever he's on, can i try it please?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Pissing Myself Laughing!

aha..cheers

 

[Sheebo]

Why Burwash shops? Why are you bringing the great name of Burwash into this?

 

[skipper734]

This account is obviously made up as Ernest would not have known the legend that was Dr. Yauner, and Mrs Curr must be too old even to work in Weatherspoons!
I would have thought the information is more likely to have come from the Grocers, they had the right surname and not the comedy surname associated with the Greengrocers.

 

[Don Quixote]

This is the funniest thread I have ever seen.

 

[brakespear]

What a strange post. Haven't you got your own shit look-at-me stuff to concentrate on?

Why not leave Ernest's shit repetitive look-at-me crap to him?

Two for the price of one

 

[Diego Napier]

Hb&b is really NSC's equivalent of the royal court jester.

He plays the modern day equivalent of the Fool; a misguided, rather pitiful individual who like to draw attention to himself in wierd ways but on the whole is completely harmless.

 

[Ernest]

This account is obviously made up as Ernest would not have known the legend that was Dr. Yauner, and Mrs Curr must be too old even to work in Weatherspoons!
I would have thought the information is more likely to have come from the Grocers, they had the right surname and not the comedy surname associated with the Greengrocers.

I often fondled Mrs Higginbottoms plums and Dr Yauner came out on many a home visit to me

 

[Badger]

Where's the link to a shit blog post?

 

[keaton]

Are we playing NCS Stars In Their Eyes

Does this mean Ernest will start threads having a go at the Greens for years' old Tory policies?

I might start a thread asking if everyone thought War Horse was the bestest film ever and if anyone says no, telling them their pricks and their opinions are a joke

 

[brakespear]

Are we playing NCS Stars In Their Eyes

Does this mean Ernest will start threads having a go at the Greens for years' old Tory policies?

I might start a thread asking if everyone thought War Horse was the bestest film ever and if anyone says no, telling them their pricks and their opinions are a joke

Thread-winner.

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[Badger]

Are we playing NCS Stars In Their Eyes

Does this mean Ernest will start threads having a go at the Greens for years' old Tory policies?

I might start a thread asking if everyone thought War Horse was the bestest film ever and if anyone says no, telling them their pricks and their opinions are a joke

 

[The screamer]

I don't get it...

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Obviously had his muppet press card stopped so he couldnt do Gus's press conference, so decided to do a different "look at me thread"

Not so!

Brighton & Hove Albion: Poyet – confidence is key
By Tim Hodges from the Amex Press Briefing
Gus Poyet told Brighton and Hove News this morning that, although the players need to take each game as it comes, the club is on a good run of results so there should be no lack of confidence in the squad.

The Albion boss said how difficult it was to select the right midfield combination but that he had to make those decisons.

Players like Ryan Harley and Romain Vincelot know where they stand and must always be prepared should something can change to get them involved with the squad. They should not just give up.

Poyet praised captain Gordon Greer, saying that he leads by example on the pitch and the training ground and that he is a different type of captain to his previous choice, the now-departed Andrew Crofts. Greer is more demanding than his predecessor and encourages others to train as hard as he does.

On Doncaster, Poyet remarked that they were fighting for there lives, suggesting it was more complicated than people think.

Doncaster have a lot of experience, although Poyet is not that suprised to see players such as El Hadji Diouf and Pascal Chimbonda there as that is how quickly things change at this level of football.

So far, he has had no reports from any of the players who were on international duty on Wednesday night and is not aware of any problems.

Finally Poyet said how pleased he was with the loan duo from Manchester City, Gai Assulin and Abdul Razak.

He hinted that there was more to see from Assulin as he made playing football look so easy.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Fantastic. Where do you get your breakfast mushrooms from? Dr Smokeys?

in George STREET it said. Tell the HOODED one I sent you.

....So I get there just now and find this person, who is having A £1.99 breakfast.

I am immediately PASSED a can of Alberto Balsam and some cheap peroxide, BOUGHT on the Dieppe ferry.

Oh I WAS expecting someone else she said. So I give her the code word I was given 'Dr Yauner'

This person then immediately starts whispering about Vicentalot and Harley Davisdon saying they will never PLAY for the Albion again. And that Lua Lua Lua Lua Lua' shot is too HARD for Peter Bresovanguard??

I can tell you I recognised this person as Mrs Curr from Burwash Shops.

That is all.