The TICKET collector on my train just passed me a note - Get to WEVVERSPOONS...

[Deleted User X18H]

in George STREET it said. Tell the HOODED one I sent you.

....So I get there just now and find this person, who is having A £1.99 breakfast.

I am immediately PASSED a can of Alberto Balsam and some cheap peroxide, BOUGHT on the Dieppe ferry.

Oh I WAS expecting someone else she said. So I give her the code word I was given 'Dr Yauner'

This person then immediately starts whispering about Vicentalot and Harley Davisdon saying they will never PLAY for the Albion again. And that Lua Lua Lua Lua Lua' shot is too HARD for Peter Bresovanguard??

I can tell you I recognised this person as Mrs Curr from Burwash Shops.

That is all.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What a strange post. Haven't you got your own shit look-at-me stuff to concentrate on?

Why not leave Ernest's shit repetitive look-at-me crap to him?

 

[dingodan]

in George STREET it said. Tell the HOODED one I sent you.

....So I get there just now and find this person, who is having A £1.99 breakfast.

I am immediately PASSED a can of Alberto Balsam and some cheap peroxide, BOUGHT on the Dieppe ferry.

Oh I WAS expecting someone else she said. So I give her the code word I was given 'Dr Yauner'

This person then immediately starts whispering about Vicentalot and Harley Davisdon saying they will never PLAY for the Albion again. And that Lua Lua Lua Lua Lua' shot is too HARD for Peter Bresovanguard??

I can tell you I recognised this person as Mrs Curr from Burwash Shops.

That is all.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

What a strange post. Haven't you got your own shit look-at-me stuff to concentrate on?

Why not leave Ernest's shit repetitive look-at-me crap to him?

Don't worry about it's a Hove thing.

 

[seagullondon]

 

[ROSM]

Am I allowed to call this post retarded?

 

[Nathan]

Has he not been banned yet?

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

in George STREET it said. Tell the HOODED one I sent you.

....So I get there just now and find this person, who is having A £1.99 breakfast.

I am immediately PASSED a can of Alberto Balsam and some cheap peroxide, BOUGHT on the Dieppe ferry.

Oh I WAS expecting someone else she said. So I give her the code word I was given 'Dr Yauner'

This person then immediately starts whispering about Vicentalot and Harley Davisdon saying they will never PLAY for the Albion again. And that Lua Lua Lua Lua Lua' shot is too HARD for Peter Bresovanguard??

I can tell you I recognised this person as Mrs Curr from Burwash Shops.

That is all.

Its Ernest's gig. Best left alone. Epic fail.

 

[Dominoid]

It's shit when Ernest does it, it's even shittier when you try to copy it.

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[Max Paper]

I honestly don't know if your really trying and just failing or are deliberately attention seeking, 100% of the time? One thing I do know is I feel sorry for you regardless

 

[Everest]

That is all.

For good, hopefully

One thing I do know is I feel sorry for you regardless

It's much too late for pity.

 

[The Large One]

It's shit when Ernest does it, it's even shittier when you try to copy it.

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Yup. It's like when Bobby Davro dressed up as Julian Clary when he dressed up as 'The Joan Collins Fan Club'.

 

[Triggaaar]

You moody wankers. You saw the thread title and knew it was a daft post, you didn't have to read it.

I found it amusing enough. I don't Ernest's posts either, as long as their not slagging off our saviour Sir Knight.

 

[Badger]

Am I allowed to call this post retarded?

"Special" was the word that sprung into my mind

 

[Da Man Clay]

Can we not ban him starting threads?

 

[Simster]

Can we not ban him starting threads?

Indeed. Hb&B starts threads you feel you want to punch, as well as poems.

He's an absolute cock.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

in George STREET it said. Tell the HOODED one I sent you.

....So I get there just now and find this person, who is having A £1.99 breakfast.

I am immediately PASSED a can of Alberto Balsam and some cheap peroxide, BOUGHT on the Dieppe ferry.

Oh I WAS expecting someone else she said. So I give her the code word I was given 'Dr Yauner'

This person then immediately starts whispering about Vicentalot and Harley Davisdon saying they will never PLAY for the Albion again. And that Lua Lua Lua Lua Lua' shot is too HARD for Peter Bresovanguard??

I can tell you I recognised this person as Mrs Curr from Burwash Shops.

That is all.

Are you feeling a bit embarassed by this?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Hb&B starts threads you feel you want to punch

That is one of the funniest things I have read on here since the Charlton away reaction.

Mentel.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Obviously had his muppet press card stopped so he couldnt do Gus's press conference, so decided to do a different "look at me thread"

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

What a strange post. Haven't you got your own shit look-at-me stuff to concentrate on?

Why not leave Ernest's shit repetitive look-at-me crap to him?

hahahahaha PMSL!!!!