[Brighton] The things you can get on Facebook these days…..

[Guinness Boy]

Portslade selling pages.

F***ing hell.

Also BEACH? DOLLARS?

 

[Mr Bridger]

How much do you want for it

 

[Guinness Boy]

How much do you want for it

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Professional?

 

[Bozza]

Professional?

Are you suggesting @Guinness Boy doesn't know what he's doing?

 

[bluenitsuj]

Portslade selling pages.

F***ing hell.

Also BEACH? DOLLARS?

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I don't think you are allowed to sell your stuff on here, especially when pretending it's someone else's.........

 

[LamieRobertson]

I’ll take ten

Whole new meaning as to who’s been named on the bench today

 

[LamieRobertson]

Are you suggesting @Guinness Boy doesn't know what he's doing?

Won’t be the first time

 

[Is it PotG?]

Looks nice and easy to wipe clean, might give it an extra once over first for any untoward unguents.

 

[Official Old Man]

Whilst working for a courier company many years ago a chair came through our warehouse that was obviously for certain use only. Only wrapped in cling film so the product was open for all to see, chains handcuffs and all. We made a draw to see who would get the chance to deliver it, sadly I lost.

 

[Algernon]

Hardly used-
"One painful owner"

 

[Gwylan]

If GB is desperate to buy it but doesn't have the funds, we can have a whip-round

 

[Gabbafella]

One of my neighbours, a rather portly lesbian with a vile potty mouth, deals in this kind of thing.
Some of the contraptions I've seen are medieval in appearance and have a dark web live sex show vibe going on.
I'm no prude but being strapped to a bench adorned in leather and studded buckles and having a hench woman kick the shit out of me......nah, I'll give that a swerve.
Missionary once a fortnight, that's where it's at.

 

[bhafc99]

We could buy it together. Have a whip round, kind of thing….

 

[hart's shirt]

If GB is desperate to buy it but doesn't have the funds, we can have a whip-round

Probably wise to raise a little more to cover any extra accessories.

We don't want GB to be up the creek without a paddle.

 

[Motogull]

The club should buy it and instal it in the tunnel. Anyone getting red-carded gets a public bottom smacking.

 

[Bry Nylon]

strapped to a bench adorned in leather and studded buckles and having a hench woman kick the shit out of me....

Which, by happy coincidence, is also @El Presidente ’s ‘out of office’ Outlook message.

 

[smillie's garden]

The club should buy it and instal it in the tunnel. Anyone getting red-carded gets a public bottom smacking.

Nah. Everyone knows this club rarely beats anything near the bottom.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Nah. Everyone knows this club rarely beats anything near the bottom.

This will never get the number of likes/laughs it deserves.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

This will never get the number of likes/laughs it deserves.

I was too busy sniggering at El Pres out of office.

Sorry.