Can anyone provide some CLEAR satnavesque directions on how to find the mystery bar assuming, say, that a person is approaching the club shop from the train station? WHAT EXACTLY is it you do to locate the entrance to the damn thing?
It's the door next to the Shop (to the right of the shop).
Knock three times and ask for .... Nah. Just walk in.
It's not about insecurities or being childish - 'Dick's Bar' is a horrific name for our supporters bar.
The Goldstone / Storers / Old Shoreham Road, etc sound 100 times better.
Can't believe so many people are either childish or insecure enough to be concerned that the bar is called Dick's
If you're that worried you might be teased about being gay as a result, you'd best give it a wide berth, frankly. Leave more space for the rest of us who couldn't give a damn.
According to one of the officals on Wednesday it's the grey door.
Yeah, but you're a woman! You're allowed to say that! Anyway I know the barman at Dick's, he said he'd slip me a couple of stiff ones ...In your opinion. "The Goldstone" is a bit obvious, Storers would make it sound like some cheesy 1980s small town nightclub. Old Shoreham Road just doesn't work as a bar name, too wordy. IMHO of course.
I like Dick's and I'm not ashamed to admit it...
Yeah, but you're a woman! You're allowed to say that! Anyway I know the barman at Dick's, he said he'd slip me a couple of stiff ones ...
Can anyone provide some CLEAR satnavesque directions on how to find the mystery bar assuming, say, that a person is approaching the club shop from the train station? WHAT EXACTLY is it you do to locate the entrance to the damn thing?
OK, now we may be getting somewhere! However, do you mean the double doors in the middle with no door handles? Or the glass one on the left? Or the one with the stewards loitering outside? Gotta say, this is truly bizarre! How on earth can you lose a bar? Still, I'm fully expecting it to be the double doors with no door handles.
Apparently it's the grey double door with no handles and the sign still needs to be put up, but of course this may be a load of rubbish as it seems none of the officals seem to know where it is.
Anyone who arrives, expecting an equivalent to Hooters, will they be disappointed with the package?
What is the capacity for this bar? I seem to recal 400 being mentioned but i may of made that up. Also, what time does it open on matchdays?
Who knows? They could be running a massage parlour up there & we'd all be none the wiser. Mmmmmmmmmm Dick's Massage Bar. I could see it doing a roaring trade tbh (assuming punters could tunnel their way in)...