The Stumpy Tim appreciation thread...

[Commander]

This wonderful man is putting us up for a couple of nights to help us in our quest for total control of the Southern Hemisphere. Without him we would be on the streets. Sign here if you love him...

 

[watsongooal]

The man is a true Albion Legend and I foresee me buying him plenty of

At the Cricket

 

[JAFA]

we love you stumpy, we do, we love you stumpy, we do, oh stumpy we love you

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Stumpy is great. There I said it.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Thank you for looking after my babies as I am too tight to send them money for a hotel

 

[n1 gull]

I love Stumpy, although if sharing a flat with him I'd suggest locking your bedroom door. He can get slightly amorous after too many sherries.
Happy New Year Stumpy, see you in February.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Stumpy Tim - legend! Last time I saw the great man was when, for reasons too ridiculous to mention, we ended up getting a police escort to the Palace match - at Withdean

I'd very much like to write his biography in the New Year, in return for a six-months all-expenses-paid trip to the land down under where the women glow and the men all chunder. Thought of calling it 'A Brief History Of Tim'...

 

[Yorkie]

Great stuff Tim. I sent my brother in law your mobile number.

 

[Lush]

Over to you Simster....

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Can't the mods lock this thread?

 

[aftershavedave]

let me be the first to say it....

never liked him, never will

 

[Lush]

let me be the first to say it....

never liked him, never will

Doesn't matter afters. Seems as if he's got a load of NEW mates now....

 

[Commander]

let me be the first to say it....

never liked him, never will

WANKER. The man is a legend. How dare you slur his name?

 

[aftershavedave]

WANKER. The man is a legend. How dare you slur his name?

it was a joke you twat

 

[watsongooal]

Cheers for the last two nights Stumper, A crackin day yesterday at the Oz v Pakistan cricket followed by a crackin Curry cooked by Mrs Stumpy.

See you all on Thurs

 

[Commander]

it was a joke you twat

So was mine. Ignorant fool.

 

[Commander]

Cheers for the last two nights Stumper, A crackin day yesterday at the Oz v Pakistan cricket followed by a crackin Curry cooked by Mrs Stumpy.

See you all on Thurs

Yeah, cheers Tim. You really helped us out. Great day yesterday, although I feel I must apologise for Italia's disgraceful drunken behaviour. The chorus of GOSBTS at the bloke in the Middlesex shirt was brilliant. Especially for the confused looks on the Aussie's faces who were sitting around us!

See you on the 6th

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I know I'm a legend. No one needs to tell me that

 

[Commander]

I know I'm a legend. No one needs to tell me that

Yeah, alright mate. Don't push it, you're not that great.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I am