The Story Thread - each person adds their bit.

[Wez]

skip and a jump willy went off to make his fortune

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

on his way he met a

 

[Wez]

sailor called Bernard & a........

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Philopean love slave named Carla .............

 

[Titanic]

and caught the Seacat from Newhaven to find fame and fortune in the home of garlic eating onion sellers...

 

[Dunkstar]

unfortunately he didn't and came home to find........................

 

[Wez]

Carla was gorgeous, but willy was suspicious of her. She had big flapping hands like a goalkeeper, and she also had an adams apple the size of a basketball. Bernard on the hand was............

 

[Italiaseagull]

really a Chisla called

 

[Vinyl Richie]

petite and wore snug womens clothes that he brought from Top Shop. He liked to .........

 

[Dunkstar]

tickle people Dale Winton stylee which meant...........

 

[Italiaseagull]

he drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a cider drink, he drinks the drinks that remind him of the good times, he drinks the drinks that........

 

[Wez]

he was confused, but still a very pleasant chap.

 

[Dunkstar]

he drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a cider drink, he drinks the drinks that remind him of the good times, he drinks the drinks that........

Killed him stone dead!




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