Oh I do love a 'better band' willy waving competition.On that basis, Brighton are the three Times champions of Europe as we beat Man United last week
Although I am not sure I follow your logic here. Specials did some ace ska covers, then Gerry Dammers wrote a series of exquisite innovative tracks, with Ghost Town a work of art. Madness did some nice ska covers then made a long career from crooning nice pop songs (I like them). Gerry went mad, and Suggs married the lovely Betty Bright.
So for tumescence....? Winner!