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harmsey

New member
May 20, 2011
32
i had it done in april was back to work after 3 days, couldve gone back after a day wasnt as bad as i expected, the most painful part of it was the second injection
 




ezzoud

New member
Jul 5, 2003
226
This guy did mine:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1495944.stm

Vasectomy Operation


It was totally painless and less traumatic than a visit to the dentist.

He did mine too - cost about £200 which is a donation to his canal restoration project IIRC.

The bit I remember most vividly was just as he was making his incision the song playing in the background was "If you get it wrong, get it right next time" by Gerry Rafferty, I guess you need a sense of humour in that job!
 


Muzzy

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2011
4,787
Lewes
I have decided to go through with this procedure. Can anyone tell me the approximate time it takes from seeing your GP to having the op done?
 


Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,526
The arse end of Hangleton
I have decided to go through with this procedure. Can anyone tell me the approximate time it takes from seeing your GP to having the op done?

It was about 12 weeks around 3 years ago.
 


FamilyGuy

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
2,513
Crawley
My experience - an that of others that i know - is that it's really nothing to worry about. I was at work the following day - after milking a few hours off resting on the settee being waited on hands and feet by a gratefull Missus.
 




Silk

New member
May 4, 2012
2,488
Uckfield
I haven't worked out yet if this is something us boys talk openly about or not, but NSC is a font of information on most things and I need some info. I'm booked in for next week. After feeling pretty cool about it I made the mistake last night of looking into the recovery a bit more. Should not have done that - horror stories wherever I looked.

Has anyone got any tips to share before I wave goodbye to the boys?

Sorry if this has been done before, the search function hasn't worked for me all day.

I don't know if I'm unusual, but my knackers were swollen and painful for around a week and a half afterwards, although the procedure itself was completely painless. Also experienced pain in the cobblers whenever aroused for about a year. All fine now though.
 


Muzzy

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2011
4,787
Lewes
I don't know if I'm unusual, but my knackers were swollen and painful for around a week and a half afterwards, although the procedure itself was completely painless. Also experienced pain in the cobblers whenever aroused for about a year. All fine now though.



Now that is a worry!
 


The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer
NSC Patron
Aug 7, 2003
8,085
Get a leather cord and soak it in water for a couple of days. Then tie around the top of your sack as tight as you can stand. As the leather dries out it will gradually shrink, and in time your nuts will drop off painlessly.

You have not been charged for this advice
 






Muzzy

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2011
4,787
Lewes
I was not joking in post 15 and I still get pains in the cobblers occasionally now. I had mine done in 2006. As with any op it can happen - it is unusual though.

It's a long story, but I really do have to get this procedure done. It will save me so much grief in the long term so hopefully, it will be worth the risk. I definitely do not want anymore kids so there is no worries of me ever contemplating a reversal!

It's just the thought of actually having my gonads tinkered with by a complete stranger that worries me even though they obviously do this every day of their working lives. Big girls blouse I know but that's how it is for me!
 






Silk

New member
May 4, 2012
2,488
Uckfield
It's a long story, but I really do have to get this procedure done. It will save me so much grief in the long term so hopefully, it will be worth the risk. I definitely do not want anymore kids so there is no worries of me ever contemplating a reversal!

It's just the thought of actually having my gonads tinkered with by a complete stranger that worries me even though they obviously do this every day of their working lives. Big girls blouse I know but that's how it is for me!

What is it that worries you, exactly? I assure you you won't feel a thing while it is being done, except slight embarrassment.
 




Muzzy

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2011
4,787
Lewes
What is it that worries you, exactly? I assure you you won't feel a thing while it is being done, except slight embarrassment.

The honest answer is that I cannot tell you. If I could answer that question then this op would have been done 3 children ago :ohmy:
 




BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,197
I had it done. As long as you really don't want more kids, it's worth it.

Recovery is nothing beyond half a day on the couch being attended to by a sympathetic other half* unless you are really very unlucky

*Do make sure you play the sacrifice and discomfort card even if neither are much true.

yup!

My only horror story was while the doctor was doing it we were talking about rock climbing and he started telling me how his mate died climbing and how he always felt a little responsibly as he had introduced him to the sport. Still the uncomfortable conversation distracted me from what was going on.

The nurses face was a picture when she asked me if someone was coming to pick me up and i told her that i was riding my bike home!
 


the slow norris

Active member
Feb 8, 2005
359
Suffolk
Hi, had it done about 6 weeks ago. Procedure is absolutely fine, in and out in 35 mins. Was in the cinema watching skyfall after 4 hours and back in work after the weekend. Most annoying thing was having to wear support day and night for 2 weeks whilst the hair grew back, bloody itchy. Swelling was fine, completely gone after a week, can't se the scar now and was comfortable enough to take a 10 hour flight to the states 2 weeks after the op. oh and only needed 2 ibuprofen. Everything works as normal too.

Nothing to worry about in my experience.
 


KZNSeagull

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2007
21,093
Wolsingham, County Durham
It's a long story, but I really do have to get this procedure done. It will save me so much grief in the long term so hopefully, it will be worth the risk. I definitely do not want anymore kids so there is no worries of me ever contemplating a reversal!

It's just the thought of actually having my gonads tinkered with by a complete stranger that worries me even though they obviously do this every day of their working lives. Big girls blouse I know but that's how it is for me!

Then go for it. The procedure itself was fine. It did not take long, did not hurt at the time, except at one point which I'll explain below. You don't have hordes of nurses checking out your meat a two veg either!

I suspect with mine that the tube had attached itself to something in my lower abdomen that it should not have been attached to. Probably a birth defect. When he tied the tube off, I felt a sharp tug in my groin and it was this that caused the problems later on. But at the time it did not really hurt - just later on when I was carrying around a grapefruit down there instead of a couple of walnuts!

If getting it done is going to save you a lot of grief, then go for it. Don't worry about it.
 


lost in london

Well-known member
Dec 10, 2003
1,836
London
I have decided to go through with this procedure. Can anyone tell me the approximate time it takes from seeing your GP to having the op done?

It's a breeze and I feel a bit of an idiot for worrying about it. Two injections, one incision, no stitches, in and out in about half an hour tops. A week of mild tenderness so looked after myself a bit and didn't do anything too silly. Wearing a jock strap seemed to help keep everything together, but after a couple of days it was all feeling a bit 'scrunched up' so I stopped that. I was back on my bike after five days.

Compared to what an unplanned kid would cost / impact on your life it was a complete no brainer. Can't really understand why people don't do it if they're sure they don't want any more children.
 




redneb

Active member
Oct 28, 2009
1,704
Burgess Hill
My wife keeps harping on about me having it done largely because f***ing [MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION] did. f***ing cheers for that.

Recently her coil has gone a bit tits up so the pressures back on. :angry:
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
My wife keeps harping on about me having it done largely because f***ing [MENTION=232]Simster[/MENTION] did. f***ing cheers for that.

Recently her coil has gone a bit tits up so the pressures back on. :angry:

:thumbsup:

It doesn't even hurt you f***ing handbag.
 


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