The slag at the king power stadium.....

[leicesterslapper1]

Someone with a sense of humour hoorraaahhhh!!

 

[Woodchip]

I'm so regretting not being able to go to Leicester to see this legend in action. Phoebe sounds like my kind of woman - attractive (tick), gobby (tick), good at teasing 2,000 blokes all at once (tick), loves football (tick) supports Leicester City (shit!) still, 4 out of 5's ok though!

Probably owns a footy shirt that she can wear in bed, and it doesn't matter if you rip it as it's only a Leicester shirt.

 

[leicesterslapper1]

I'm so regretting not being able to go to Leicester to see this legend in action. Phoebe sounds like my kind of woman - attractive (tick), gobby (tick), good at teasing 2,000 blokes all at once (tick), loves football (tick) supports Leicester City (shit!) still, 4 out of 5's ok though!

Hooray for someone with a sense of humour

 

[JJB]

Your not lucky enough to share my coldsores

Lucky? thinking a bit highly of yourself? you're the kind of girl i'd have a go on after a few bevies and be putting my clothes on before i've finished. Definitely not the kind of girl i'd take yhome to my mother, she would be horrified.

 

[leicesterslapper1]

Probably owns a footy shirt that she can wear in bed, and it doesn't matter if you rip it as it's only a Leicester shirt.

I own lots of shirts, leics is by far the best though

 

[Surf's Up]

Probably owns a footy shirt that she can wear in bed, and it doesn't matter if you rip it as it's only a Leicester shirt.

Excellent - yup, reckon I probably would rip it!!

 

[Woodchip]

Lucky? thinking a bit highly of yourself? you're the kind of girl i'd have a go on after a few bevies and be putting my clothes on before i've finished. Definitely not the kind of girl i'd take yhome to my mother, she would be horrified.

Is that 'coz she hasn't got six toes and webbed fingers?

 

[leicesterslapper1]

Lucky? thinking a bit highly of yourself? you're the kind of girl i'd have a go on after a few bevies and be putting my clothes on before i've finished. Definitely not the kind of girl i'd take yhome to my mother, she would be horrified.

Another bitching session? Is this because your sulking about the proposition?? Lol. My dad would be horrified with a soton fan...a Brighton one he'd be more pleased with....this is a football forum & all that's left to say is 3-2 good night god bless

 

[JJB]

Is that 'coz she hasn't got six toes and webbed fingers?

I'm not from Portsmouth or the Isle of Wight so don't look for this.

 

[Surf's Up]

Phoebe - any chance of a pic of you in a Leicester shirt just so I can imagine wot it would be like to rip?

 

[JJB]

Another bitching session? Is this because your sulking about the proposition?? Lol. My dad would be horrified with a soton fan...a Brighton one he'd be more pleased with....this is a football forum & all that's left to say is 3-2 good night god bless

Hardly a bitching session, just stating a couple of facts after evidence has been gathered from several sources. I'm pretty sure a saints fan and a Brighton fan would both be an upgrade on a Leicester fan...

 

[Billy the Fish]

to be sat on my face. I won't give her that privilege as i'd probably end up with coldsores.

Are you a rapist? Because that's the vibe I'm getting from you

 

[Woodchip]

Hardly a bitching session, just stating a couple of facts after evidence has been gathered from several sources. I'm pretty sure a saints fan and a Brighton fan would both be an upgrade on a Leicester fan...

Nah, everything is an upgrade over a Saints fan, except Palace.

 

[JJB]

Nah, everything is an upgrade over a Saints fan, except Palace.

Even this monstrocity

They all look like that from Portsmouth.

 

[leicesterslapper1]

Nah, everything is an upgrade over a Saints fan, except Palace.

Ha couldn't agree more?!?

 

[leicesterslapper1]

Even this monstrocity

They all look like that from Portsmouth.

Actually he's a nice guy...

 

[JJB]

He really, really, really, isn't. If you think that I can tell what clientele you keep. I took great joy at him getting knocked the f*** out at the green man pub a couple of years back.

 

[Surf's Up]

He really, really, really, isn't. If you think that I can tell what clientele you keep. I took great joy at him getting knocked the f*** out at the green man pub a couple of years back.

Apparently has a bit of a body odor issue?

 

[leicesterslapper1]

He really, really, really, isn't. If you think that I can tell what clientele you keep. I took great joy at him getting knocked the f*** out at the green man pub a couple of years back.

Massive laughing occasion for this Southampton hooligan wannabe !!

 

[Woodchip]

Massive laughing occasion for this Southampton hooligan wannabe !!

Don't use such long words. He'll have to get his mummy to explain them to him.