The silliest insult someone has given you?

[Super Steve Earle]

I got told to 'Shut up you f#%!ing, bald headed ****, I bet you've never even been to a match before' by a fellow season ticket holder at Withdean. He apologised at the next home game!

 

[Danny-Boy]

I got into a burn up once on the A3 - at the time (1976) I had a K old-style reg. (1971/2 ) Fiat 124S ohc engine quite a bit of poke but rusted badly, haven't seen one for about 20 years now. My oppo was my deadliest enemy a Ford Cortina Mk 2. With a tow-bar..
Anyway we both took the road down towards Richmond which inconveniently goes (still to this day) from 2 lanes to one after a set of traffic-lights.

We pulled up alongside each other engines revvin. me on the inside, he with g-f on the outside. He pulled across me to cut me onto the pavement then did a handbrake stop as I tried to pull around his car. Result the towbar in my headlight.

His g-f then screamed at me "You K-reg drivers think you own the road!!"

 

[Telford Seagull]

Lol hope you got back ok, got a cracking video clip of you celebrating our forth goal. There were some twats about after think I was safe having the kids with me. Good luck with your game Saturday, will you get to the Amex before the seasons out?

You'll have to get that on youtube mate! Haha. Yeahh there was a couple of them, but thats leicester for you! Most of them I saw after the game were quite gracious in defeat, then again they couldn't blame anything! Cheers for that mate, quite a big game for us too so fingers crossed for a double celebration. I'd love to get to Blackpool on Easter Monday, so it might be a late decision depending on if there's tickets left. If not, I might have to wait till the play offs

You at the amex on saturday pal?

 

[Pevenseagull]

I was called a 'massive cock' once

not true

 

[churley1]

I was called a 'massive cock' once

not true

So why bother telling us the story then?

 

[downham seagull]

You'll have to get that on youtube mate! Haha. Yeahh there was a couple of them, but thats leicester for you! Most of them I saw after the game were quite gracious in defeat, then again they couldn't blame anything! Cheers for that mate, quite a big game for us too so fingers crossed for a double celebration. I'd love to get to Blackpool on Easter Monday, so it might be a late decision depending on if there's tickets left. If not, I might have to wait till the play offs

You at the amex on saturday pal?

Hope you get to another game before the seasons out.yep the pilgrimage starts tonight lol. Got a few friends slugging out the London Marathon on Sunday so ties in quite nicely. Will give Brighton a cheer from the Shropshire crew

 

[OzMike]

I had just finished work on site and was covered in s**t, from head to foot.
I popped into a chip shop on the way home to get some food and was waiting for ages behind some bloke who was taking forever to decide what he wanted.
I said. "Come on mate."
To which he replied. "I'll take as long as I like pretty boy."
I instinctively looked the man serving and we both started laughing, as he could see the state I was in.
The bloke took offense to us both laughing at him and promptly left.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Night out in Manchester, out of nowhere bloke comes over looks down at my green suede Doctor Martens says "f***ing fairy boots" and walks off.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[lawros left foot]

…..,

 

[AmexRuislip]

…..,

Do you need to do a poll

 

[nwgull]

I had to describe the derivation of Joey as an insult to 30-something work colleage the other day, and also how the word Spastic only became a pejorative term in British English thanks to Blue Peter in 1981.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Speaking to a disgruntled complainant at the police station one night the punter got angry with me and stormed off calling me PC Wallypants! I couldn't keep a straight face and the front office staff referred to me as that everytime I went in thereafter.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

A gobby Swindon fan once said to me “I bet you come from Hirstpierpoint”. I really didn’t know what to make of that.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I had to describe the derivation of Joey as an insult to 30-something work colleage the other day, and also how the word Spastic only became a pejorative term in British English thanks to Blue Peter in 1981.

The term handicapped is still used over here, by official bodies as well as the public.

 

[RandyWanger]

Just heard someone in the office refer to someone else as a thundercunt

 

[schmunk]

Just heard someone in the office refer to someone else as a thundercunt

Cock-juggling or no...?

 

[Insel affe]

Just heard someone in the office refer to someone else as a thundercunt

Ray Whinstone described someone in the gentleman series as a "loonacunt" I love that

 

[Insel affe]

I had to describe the derivation of Joey as an insult to 30-something work colleage the other day, and also how the word Spastic only became a pejorative term in British English thanks to Blue Peter in 1981.

Ah blue peter....
A lot to answer for

A regular insult at school for other kids you thought were "special" or being stupid was calling them a "Joey"
we would also stand up when the teachers turned to the chalkboard (I am modern, it used to be called something else when I was at school) and rub our chins and make a sort of strange noise, all very childish.

 

[Happy Exile]

Not an insult to me, but I did giggle at this